So you want us to read that as "read what I prints?" Do you see how that doesn't make sense? I can understand what you're saying, but you are adding an unnecessary level of effort to it. It's very similar to the common mistake of saying "If you have any questions, come see myself after the meeting." While you've only unleashed a minor grammarchaos, your posts make those of us whose mothers are English teachers cringe.
("Major grammarchaos" is defined as a sentence that defies all understanding, and you're admittedly not at that level.)