LOL. Reminds me of an idea I had a while ago--poachers often come onto our land in Costa Rica because we're the only farm around that haven't knocked down the dry forests for cow pastures, so the displaced wildlife move to us. Crocodiles/alligators are native to CR. I thought of building a moat on the back border of it and just raising alligators there.

To be a bit more detailed, it would have been moat with alligators-giant wall-cacti-poisonous plants-bees-those annoying biting ants, and to top it all off a type of tree that has spines all over it.

Can anyone say worst day ever?

My parents didn't go for it. -_-;;;