Something Weird Just Happened To Me

[aweve124]

I had a neighbor who would call the cops on us for everything. One time we had the fire dep show up because of a "wildfire" in our back yard. It was a small fire in a stone lined pit, with a steel grate over the top. The fire marshal took one look, laughed and walked away.

[wilomn]

Knowing her I'll she'll probably call the cops lol.

"Yes hello, officer, I'd like to report a cricketing."

" Yes, that's right, like the chirping insects. They're all over my house."

"I have no idea how many there are. Millions. They're everywhere."

"No Ma'am, I have not been drinking. I am sober as a church mouse and there are crickets all over my house."

"I think my neighbor has something to do with it. That boy keeps snakes. He probably worships the devil too."

"Yes, I know this is America, but devil worshipers should be killed and sent straight to hell. Says so in the bible"

"No, I don't have any proof. I just know he did. He's got shifty eyes and those snakes just make my skin crawl. Friends of the devil, snakes are."

"You're going to do what? You're not sending a car? What do you mean? I'm invaded by insects and that devil worshipping snake keeping miscreant is sitting next door laughing. I just know he is."

"An exterminator? That's expensive isn't it? Will the police department pay for that since you won't come out and arrest that boy?"

"No? So you won't do anything? I'm a good god fearing taxing paying christian, I pay your salary and you're not going to do a thing for me?"

"Let me talk to your commanding.....hello? Hello? Is anyone there...."

[nixer]

wait till she starts moving her stuff outside and call the cops and tell them you think someone is robbing their house
it works even better if she had other ppl helping her move

[DarkComeSoon]

"Yes hello, officer, I'd like to report a cricketing."

" Yes, that's right, like the chirping insects. They're all over my house."

"I have no idea how many there are. Millions. They're everywhere."

"No Ma'am, I have not been drinking. I am sober as a church mouse and there are crickets all over my house."

"I think my neighbor has something to do with it. That boy keeps snakes. He probably worships the devil too."

"Yes, I know this is America, but devil worshipers should be killed and sent straight to hell. Says so in the bible"

"No, I don't have any proof. I just know he did. He's got shifty eyes and those snakes just make my skin crawl. Friends of the devil, snakes are."

"You're going to do what? You're not sending a car? What do you mean? I'm invaded by insects and that devil worshipping snake keeping miscreant is sitting next door laughing. I just know he is."

"An exterminator? That's expensive isn't it? Will the police department pay for that since you won't come out and arrest that boy?"

"No? So you won't do anything? I'm a good god fearing taxing paying christian, I pay your salary and you're not going to do a thing for me?"

"Let me talk to your commanding.....hello? Hello? Is anyone there...."

lol im a girl.

[Jamie-n-Heith]

Yeah, dumping a thousand crickets through their mail slot is NOT something you want to think about. Not even for one tiny second. Nope. Just don't. Not a good idea.

OH MY GOSH THAT WOULD BE HILARIOUS!!!!!

[Repsrul]

I also live in NJ and had the ASPCA come to my apartment a few years ago when I lived there. He said there was a complaint about my animals and he needed to come in to see them. After he saw what I had and how everything was kept he told me why he was sent there. They received a call that I had venomous snakes, crocodilians and my dogs where not taken care of properly. He told me he has never seen snakes so well cared for in tanks so well kept. At the time my snakes where in glass tanks. This was about 5 years ago. I just wish people could mind their own business and go about their our lives. This is how problems start. I am not one to soon forget and I found out who made that call

[Elise.m]

Wow, that's crazy! Luckily I don't think any of my neighbors can speak English, so I'm pretty safe!

Putting crickets in the mailbox is such a bad idea...

[WingedWolfPsion]

Oh, man, I cannot stop laughing...

[ssballow]

I don't think retaliation is in order, but it does erk me that tax payer resources sre being used to investigate such a frivilous accusation. Maybe the govrnment should give her money to ease her trauma due to having a snake owner next door. It doesn't matter if we don't have the money, they just print it and we pay for it later!

[RichsBallPythons]

Those are the type of neighbors i avoid. When i moved into my new place i met the neighbors before i put hte down payment on new house. My neighbors are both retired 75 year olds who now come over once a week to watch the snakes feed and learn about them.

They were terrified of them at first but now i cant keep them away.

Theres always the sour apple in each neighborhood who wants attention at all times. Just be glad their gone and you get a cool reptile neighbor