I thought this might be an entertaining thread. I got the idea for it when I went to the dermatologist. He told me he had a patient that was a big biker that had to have some moles removed and loved the scars they left. The biker would tell how he got knifed in fights!!!

That story and the poll made me think we could hear some great exagerations. That spider bite was amazing! I'm sorry about the collarbone. My stepfather broke both of his at two different times on a bicycle. Those hurt!