Do you really need to wear that cape in public? I know you're in good with the school nurse, but most chicks don't dig dudes in capes. But I don't know. Some chicks dig Crissss Angel, and he's the biggest cape wearer of all, and his majick is real. I wish I had his hair and his cape.
Dude, chicks dig guys with skills. Majick skills totally rule, even more than bo staff skills.