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03-24-2009, 11:47 PM
#4921
BPnet Veteran
Re: The last one to post WINS!
 Originally Posted by DutchHerp
I don't think I want to know...
Hey, you are the one that took the pictures 
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03-25-2009, 01:24 AM
#4922
Re: The last one to post WINS!
<=== interested in seeing those pictures of Mike...
He is kinda cute. 
And I Win!
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BP owner since Oct 2008, so yeah, I'm no expert.
0.1.0 pastel bp
1.0.0 spider bp
0.1.0 albino bp
1.0.0 bumblebee bp
1.0.0 yellowbelly bp
0.0.1 normal bp
1.0.0 normal western hognose
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"
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03-25-2009, 01:14 PM
#4923
BPnet Veteran
Re: The last one to post WINS!
George Phillips , an elderly man, from Meridian, Mississippi, was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.
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> He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?"
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> He said "No," but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me.
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> Then the police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy. You should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available."
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> George said, "Okay."
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> He hung up the phone and counted to 30.
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> Then he phoned the police again.
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> "Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot them." and he hung up.
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> Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence, and caught the burglars red-handed.
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> One of the Policemen said to George, "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"
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> George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
My "Collection" 
Pastel ball python
1.1.1 Sandfire & blood bearded dragons
4 leopard geckos
3 red eared sliders
1 Russian tortoise
R.I.P Veiled chameleon 
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03-25-2009, 02:06 PM
#4924
BPnet Veteran
Re: The last one to post WINS!
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03-25-2009, 02:19 PM
#4925
BPnet Veteran
Re: The last one to post WINS!
Originally Posted by Samuel
I just won. Suck it.
Nah, I'll pass... YOU suck it 
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03-25-2009, 07:04 PM
#4926
BPnet Veteran
Re: The last one to post WINS!
Originally Posted by DutchHerp
I took pictures...
I am quite photogenic!!!
Originally Posted by anatess
<=== interested in seeing those pictures of Mike...
He is kinda cute.
And I Win!
There should be pictures of me rolling around on the internet
Originally Posted by STORMS
Nah, I'll pass... YOU suck it
When and where? It aint nothing but 1600 miles and a $200 plane ticket!
I can see your house from here. Thank you google earth!
Mike
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03-25-2009, 07:11 PM
#4927
BPnet Veteran
Re: The last one to post WINS!
Originally Posted by hoax
When and where? It aint nothing but 1600 miles and a $200 plane ticket!
I can see your house from here. Thank you google earth!
Mike
Damn Mike, that's a little creepy!
MH
Who the hell is Pat?
"Pattimuss doesn't run, he prances most delicately, like a beautiful but sad fairy, winged and capped, curly toed shoes on each foot, dancing on dewdrops while lazy crickets play soft music for him to keep time by...." - Wes
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03-25-2009, 09:42 PM
#4928
BPnet Veteran
Re: The last one to post WINS!
Originally Posted by DutchHerp
Damn Mike, that's a little creepy!
Tell me about it!!!!
I can be uber creepo when I find entertainment from it!
Mike
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03-25-2009, 11:53 PM
#4929
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03-26-2009, 01:18 AM
#4930
BPnet Veteran
Re: The last one to post WINS!
my turtles mated and the female is looking for nesting sights, free red eared sliders for EVERYONE !!!!!!!!
thats why i win !
My "Collection"
Pastel ball python
1.1.1 Sandfire & blood bearded dragons
4 leopard geckos
3 red eared sliders
1 Russian tortoise
R.I.P Veiled chameleon
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