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    Re: The last one to post WINS!

    Quote Originally Posted by DutchHerp View Post
    I don't think I want to know...
    Hey, you are the one that took the pictures

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    Re: The last one to post WINS!

    <=== interested in seeing those pictures of Mike...

    He is kinda cute.


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    Re: The last one to post WINS!

    George Phillips , an elderly man, from Meridian, Mississippi, was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.
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    > He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?"
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    > He said "No," but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me.
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    > Then the police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy. You should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available."
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    > George said, "Okay."
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    > He hung up the phone and counted to 30.
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    > Then he phoned the police again.
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    > "Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot them." and he hung up.
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    > Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence, and caught the burglars red-handed.
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    > One of the Policemen said to George, "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"
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    > George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
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    Re: The last one to post WINS!

    I just won. Suck it.

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    Re: The last one to post WINS!

    Quote Originally Posted by Samuel View Post
    I just won. Suck it.
    Nah, I'll pass... YOU suck it

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    Re: The last one to post WINS!

    Quote Originally Posted by DutchHerp View Post
    I took pictures...
    I am quite photogenic!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by anatess View Post
    <=== interested in seeing those pictures of Mike...

    He is kinda cute.


    And I Win!
    There should be pictures of me rolling around on the internet

    Quote Originally Posted by STORMS View Post
    Nah, I'll pass... YOU suck it
    When and where? It aint nothing but 1600 miles and a $200 plane ticket!

    I can see your house from here. Thank you google earth!

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    Re: The last one to post WINS!

    Quote Originally Posted by hoax View Post
    When and where? It aint nothing but 1600 miles and a $200 plane ticket!

    I can see your house from here. Thank you google earth!

    Mike


    Damn Mike, that's a little creepy!
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    Who the hell is Pat?

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    Re: The last one to post WINS!

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    Damn Mike, that's a little creepy!
    Tell me about it!!!!

    I can be uber creepo when I find entertainment from it!

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    Re: The last one to post WINS!

    my turtles mated and the female is looking for nesting sights, free red eared sliders for EVERYONE !!!!!!!!



    thats why i win !
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