Quote Originally Posted by wilomn View Post
I'm sitting on my front porch, white socks with no shoes, a flannel shirt and short pants, typical Ca. wear, eating a tuna on wheat.
Oh gawd, the visual!!!

Wish I could remember the exact words but last year I was on a city bus when I overheard an older woman on her cell phone discussing what "one of her girls" she'd send out to some john. I remember thinking (whilst I was slamming my hands over my very nosy 6 year old's ears) "you must either have really crappy girls or poor management skills because you're a madam stuck riding on a nasty city bus!"