NEWS ALERT
New Super Criminal E THUG HALFPENE Once Again on the Loose Terrorizing the American Populace.
This Nicotine Addled Villon has Recently Smoked His Way into the Consciousness of Countless INNoCEnt Americans. Insidiously Slipping His Quick Witted Barbs Between Cracks as yet Unseen, He is Everywhere.
TellTale Signs are Ashtrays Full to Overflowing Where None Existed at All and Yellow Goo, Unknown if Excretous or Merely Ooze Most Foul, Followed or Preceded, by the Odiferousness of Raw Sulfur and, That's Right Fellow Americans, BrimStone itself......
Beware!!! On Your Computer, In Your Market, Wafting Out of Your Very Own IPOD Itself, E THUG HALFPENE, Dreaded Bandit of The Internet. Be VERY Ware.
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