How You Know You Are A Real Herper!

[JamieLynn]

- the last 5 times you discussed sex with your husband it was in reference to your breeding size snakes

- you have more pictures of your herps than your kids (or every picture of a kid includes them holding something with scales)

- who cares how many bathrooms the new house has! does it have a decent space for a bigger snake room!

I was just talking sex with my hubby, and it had nothing to do with us

how about this one:

when you jump off a moving 4 wheeler to take a pic of a box turtle in the trail

when you rearrange furniture in attempt to make room for more racks

I just rearranged the living room to do just that

When your closet is filled to the brim with reptile supplies and your clothes are stuffed in a box somewhere...

All the snakes are nice and neat on a shelf (until I build the rack) but all my clothes are in boxes

When, as a woman, you ask a man if you can touch his balls, and he doesn't think you're loose with your morals. ^_^

I just love this one


How about, when you have to stop 4 lanes of traffic to allow a way ward (insert herp here) to cross.
You ask people if they want to see your snake, and your a girl (or a guy that truely does not intend anything sick)

I love this one on the NERD site, and rite now is so me...
You tell the landlord you can pay rent when the eggs hatch