Funny poop story- a couple of weeks ago our BP was crawling around on the sofa. He kept on trying to escape down between the cushions, so we would pull him out and all was well.
About half an hour later our daughter (4) was on the sofa, and stuck her hand in between the cushions, and started screaming "THERE'S SOMETHING ASGUSTING IN THERE!!!!!" Turns out Baldy (the BP) had taken a big, slimy dump in there, and she stuck her hand in it. Charming trick, Baldy.