Oh btw Fergie, just a word of warning. When she's a teenage girl and you give her some money to run down to the shop and get something, don't ever expect your change back. If you dare to even enquire about that (silly silly man) you'll will get the "look" and an eye rolling behaviour that makes one wonder if it's time to call a neurologist.

Just thought I'd warn you about what to expect in your future as the parent of a teenage daughter. There's a lot more but I figure why cause you to have heart failure on a such a lovely weekend.