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    Snake Jokes!

    1. Two snakes are talking.

    The first snake says, "Are we the kind of snakes that grab our prey, constrict them to kill them, and then eat them? OR, are we the kind of snakes that bite our prey, inject venom that kills them, and then eat them?

    The second snake says, "Why do you ask?"

    The first snake says, "I just bit my lip!"

    2. What do you get when you cross a boid with a contractor?

    A BOA CONSTRUCTOR!

    3. What kind of snakes are great at math?

    Adders!


    Anyone else got any? Corny, I know, but kind of funny too.

    Enjoy!

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