found this ad for a cornsnake on craigslist while i was looking for a herpstat. it made us chukle
Kirk
good snake. pretty colors. soft belly. born and raised in captivity. goes by "Sativus" or "Septimus" or "Snakey." might have a penis. doesn't bite. does poop.
comes with tank, bedding, frozen mice, light, bulbs
can return after 6 mo with left-over supplies if desired
great for families with kids or schools!
i just need a break.