Am I NUTS or do you feel the same?

[CALM Pythons]

I have never heard such crazy questions. Supposedly there are no stupid questions if people want to learn.... However, what happened to common sense and research? Ive read (1st post) thread after thread in only 1.5 months -
"Hi im new to snakes, I want to buy a few and then breed them, what kind of snake is best, what should I do as far as a tank, heat and feeding"... ???????
Wait, so let me get this strait... You never owned a snake, you want SOME not one, and you want them all to make more snakes?? McFly... McFly...
(I'm going to hit myself with a Tack Hammer hoping its all a nightmare for the Snakes Sake!!
Has everyone lost their minds?? These are living things not Lego's
(I needed to vent, I feel like im in the Twilight Zone sometimes)