Flint, is that a camo hat in your avi? If so, camo hat + snake/reptile enthusiast <3!!!! I know you're engaged, just saying.



To the ladies who can't find a guy who isn't afraid of snakes. Welcome to de-masculinized men. Its an incredibly sad reality. Instead of being manly, wrestling with lions, corralling pythons, all while brandishing a only a loin cloth, you have skin-tight jeans, waxed eyebrows, and the inability to sweep you off your feet. Lest we forget the whole reptile ordeal. Sad, sad state of affairs.


This thread was hilarious to read. My personal favorites were Pyrates was possibly a girl, and Skiploder's post. But lots of good stuff all around. If you're concerned about one-liners at a reptile show, don't go for a one-liner. One-liners are for when you need to break the ice and don't have anything to talk about. At a reptile show, the topic is all around you. If you see her at a table looking make a comment about the morph. If its a complex morph, ask her what she thinks it is. If its a simple one, ask how involved she is with bp's and her experience level. Show an interest, smile, and be fun, go from there. If she gets somewhat cautious as to your interest, simply state that you are trying to get into snake breeding and wanted to get an idea for what a potential customer is looking for snake-wise. That, or you were checking out the morphs and as awesome as they are, she was just too damn cute to not want to meet.