No, you're an arrogant egotistical item of paper often soiled when one has cleaned one's bum after defecation. You may attempt humor, you may try to shift focus, you may post and post and post in an effort to bury the fact that, no matter how often you say it, no matter how you say it, no matter what you do, you are a sad excuse for a human.
I do believe you have some sort of mental issue that is genuine, but I also think you're just a bad person in general.