Mike - really? You just happened to mention chihuahua and "threw in" german shepard, and that's your defense? You could have just as easily left it as "I'd try dog".
Twice now in threads after your infraction you've made additional posts about eating a chihuahua. I'm not dumb. It was to try to get a rise out of staff, and most likely out of our newest staff members (antagonize them if you will) and to win "cool points" with your friends here. Let it go. I am not out to get you, but I'm not going to play these games. Test it if you must, but the consequences have been spelled out clearly now.
Now - if this is going to turn into another back and forth about it, then I'll go ahead and lock the thread now, with no additional comment.