True that there's no quick end to a debate, especially with a group of people that are passionate about what they do.
She is on newspaper now in her quarantine tub. She'll be back on paper when she's better, but that's just because it's a pain to clean any substrate out of a 4x2 cage.
It seemed too loud to be just mild digestive distress, and she did the whole routine several times before stopping. The head tremor at the end was also concerning. After she sees the vet I'll try offering her a small F/T meal just in case she was experiencing hunger pains. I'll probably soak her for a short time today just to ease any discomfort that I can.