That's Texas for you. A lot of these men (sometimes women) think they're big and bad. They never learn.

Poor snake. A bucket? Poor baby, especially since the idiot in question is considering keeping it.

Baylor is an excellent school, but it is college, which is never entirely pleasant.
I'm originally from Washington state, but some parts of Texas aren't too bad. I reside in College Station, which is decent, considering it's mainly the A&M and suburbia. You'll eventually start saying y'all.