Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fracking Indian.

In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

Chuck Norris kicked Neo out of Zion , now Neo is "The Two"

Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris

And No Offense Southern USA:
There is no such thing as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.