Once chuck norris and mister T walked into a bar, the bar instantly exploded. That level of awesome cannot be contained in one building

A chuck norris roundhouse is the only thing than can create a wormhole

If there was a rip in the fabric of space/time and chuck norris had to fight himself, chuck norris would win PERIOD.

If you fired a gun at chuck norris you would miss every shot, why? because no bullet is stupid enough to hit chuck norris