Very funny Nate.
I'm gonna throw out a bit of personal opinion. To me, snakes are mythological creatures. In many peoples heads you can not get any closer to a living dinosaur. (Even though it's actually birds) With all the fear and hype surrounding snakes it's easy to see how people will pass on bad information as good facts not knowing the wiser. Not everyone is a construction worker either, and some people are just too incompetent to learn how far something is. This woman obviously needs to get up in the morning and face herself in the mirror. She needs to ask "Who are you trying to impress?"
Neal, so many people out there are idiots (the pessimistic side of me is coming out) it's up to you to choose what you believe and what you don't. This was a given, she's a liar. Everyone has different ways of doing stuff and even if it's BS I usually let them think what they want. Funny, sorry about the rant.