Top 10 things to do while your BP is off feed (joke)

[fishmommy]

*EDIT* this list is actually 'Top 10 things to do while your BP is off feed' rather than what the title says.

10. knit your rats some sweaters, since it's going to be a long winter

9. perfect some new zombie rat dance moves

8. start shopping for a bigger freezer

7. buy some chinese cookbooks

6. stop trying to feed your snake in your ratty PJ's - no wonder he lost his appetite

5. troll Craigslist for 'gerbil free to good home' ads

4. demand total silence in the house until the crisis has passed

3. (I'm out of ideas - this is pretty stupid, eh?)

2. cry crocodile tears and hope he feels bad for you

1. buy a boa

[fishmommy]

oh man, am I losing it today.
I forgot what I was doing and named the thread one thing and made the list about something else.

so, the list was for
'top 10 things to do while your BP is off feed'

for the top 10 reasons, you'll have to make some up

*somebody slap me*

[Nate]

fixed

funny stuff.

[Peter Williams]

hehe nicely done

[Ginevive]

Awesome post! I have a nonfeeder amongst mine now; my newer pinstripe (or is that Pin-Head?) Cute post!

[frankykeno]

6. stop trying to feed your snake in your ratty PJ's - no wonder he lost his appetite

I never though of that! Great now I have visions of me standing there, dressed to the nines speaking in a prissy voice....

"on tonight's menu the chef is offering our signature dish...rat a la live served on a lovely bed of fresh aspen....we have paired this with a lovely 08 bowl of fresh water for your dining pleasure"

Great list! Had me giggling.

[Aonaen]

Haha, Good stuff.

[clipclopclip]

sooooo true! Great lol!

[naba2002]

hehe funny stuff

[Pork Chops N' Corn Bread]

#1 is the best. You know you rarely have feeding problems if you go that route