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Snake Jokes!
1. Two snakes are talking.
The first snake says, "Are we the kind of snakes that grab our prey, constrict them to kill them, and then eat them? OR, are we the kind of snakes that bite our prey, inject venom that kills them, and then eat them?
The second snake says, "Why do you ask?"
The first snake says, "I just bit my lip!"
2. What do you get when you cross a boid with a contractor?
A BOA CONSTRUCTOR!
3. What kind of snakes are great at math?
Adders!
Anyone else got any? Corny, I know, but kind of funny too.
Enjoy!
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What do you call a snake who works for the government?
A: A civil serpent!
Q: What did the snake give to his wife?
A: A goodnight hiss!
Last edited by C.Marie; 04-16-2018 at 09:44 PM.
Domestic Short Hair - Miss Becky
Russian Blue - Church
Miniature Poodle - Pierre LaPoodlePants
Banana BP - Yuri Katsuki
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Re: Snake Jokes!
how do you measure a snake?
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in inches. they don't have any feet!
4.4 ball python
1.0 Albino ✮ 0.1 Coral Glow ✮ 0.1 Super Cinnamon paradox ✮ 1.0 Piebald ✮ 0.1 Pastel Enchi Leopard het Piebald ✮ 1.0 Coral Glow het Piebald ✮
1.0 corn snake
1.0 Hypo ✮
1.0 crested gecko
0.1 ???? ✮
0.1 cat
0.1 Maine Coon mix ✮
0.1 human ✌︎
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Re: Snake Jokes!
Originally Posted by tttaylorrr
how do you measure a snake?
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in inches. they don't have any feet!
Classic!
1. Do you know what's great about venomous snakes?
Their poisonality!
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Snake Jokes!
Funny Toon
Last edited by Reinz; 04-17-2018 at 12:04 AM.
The one thing I found that you can count on about Balls is that they are consistent about their inconsistentcy.
1.2 Coastal Carpet Pythons
Mack The Knife, 2013
Lizzy, 2010
Etta, 2013
1.1 Jungle Carpet Pythons
Esmarelda , 2014
Sundance, 2012
2.0 Common BI Boas, Punch, 2005; Butch, age?
0.1 Normal Ball Python, Elvira, 2001
0.1 Olive (Aussie) Python, Olivia, 2017
Please excuse the spelling in my posts. Auto-Correct is my worst enema.
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Q:What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?
A:A jump rope.
Q:What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers?
A:Fang letters!
Q:What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell?
A:Addercadabra and abradacobra.
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Re: Snake Jokes!
Originally Posted by C.Marie
What do you call a snake who works for the government?
A: A civil serpent!
I am so using this at work in my next meeting.
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Snake limerick
Ran across this one some years ago.
A boa constrictor they say,
While shedding its skin one day,
Thought how gross and how crude,
To be caught in the nude,
And bashfully slithered away.
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Q: Why did the BP cross the road?
P: To get to the other hide.
RIP Mamba
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