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  1. 04-04-2017, 06:17 PM #1
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    funny craigslist ad

    found this ad for a cornsnake on craigslist while i was looking for a herpstat. it made us chukle
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    good snake. pretty colors. soft belly. born and raised in captivity. goes by "Sativus" or "Septimus" or "Snakey." might have a penis. doesn't bite. does poop.

    comes with tank, bedding, frozen mice, light, bulbs

    can return after 6 mo with left-over supplies if desired

    great for families with kids or schools!

    i just need a break.
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  3. 04-04-2017, 06:21 PM #2
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    he needs a break
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    dang. LOL

    "soft belly"



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    Re: funny craigslist ad

    LOL, fantastic. i just watched my corn snake escape out of his enclosure, i feel like i need a break. hah! thanks for sharing.
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    Hahaha, I'm so confused all around. "Might have a penis" ... ???


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    Doesn't bite. Does poop.

    That's all I need to know.
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    Re: funny craigslist ad

    Quote Originally Posted by TattedLass253 View Post
    Hahaha, I'm so confused all around. "Might have a penis" ... ???
    Ya...you've never questioned that? Huh weird...I'm doing something wrong then...

    I was sold on "doesn't bite, does poop"
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    Saw that in Philly too, funny stuff
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    XD how funny
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