You might be a ball python keeper..........

[RestlessRobie]

if the only days you request off from work are the dates of reptile expos and days when youre expecting to receive a snake in the mail.

quilty of this one for sure

[ReptileJenna]

OH! I HAVE A LOT FOR THIS Tell me what you guys think


...when you nearly are poisoned from plastic air fumes when trying to ventilate twenty bins by melting the plastic for new arrivals that are coming the following week.

...when your coffee maker stops making coffee and starts thawing mice.

...if when you do your homework you have two snakes up your sleeve and one around your neck.

...when you fall into a pond full of alligators and land on top of the gators as you are trying to observe a species of snake in the field (this also happened to me. I literally fell into a pond full of alligators that I could clearly see. It scared them just as much as it scared me).

...when your family just stops asking how many pythons are in the house.

...when your parents find their furniture normal one day and then overnight being turned into snake habitats with a python in it.

...when you sex the snakes for the people at petsmart and correct their habitats without being asked.

...when the only answers you get correctly on the quiz is about genetics (this seriously just happened to me today).

...when you feel extremely comfortable touching dead mice.

[travis11]

You might be a Ball Python keeper if.........You call out of work sick, because you know that package you've been waiting for will arrive that day.

[enchantress62]

Hahahahahaha these are great guys! How about this one?

You know you are a ball keeper when:

You carry pictures of your baby and show her off like she's one of the kids. Oh crap! I don't have any pictures of the kids in my wallet.

You get accused of being Satanic because you have a pet snake and you feel curiously proud.

The only pictures you have on facebook are of your baby ball.

[CherryPython]

If it's easter sunday coming up and someone says "So, you getting any eggs this Sunday?" and your reply is -

"No no not for a long while, my female is nowhere near the right size for breeding!"

[Mike41793]

...when the only answers you get correctly on the quiz is about genetics (this seriously just happened to me today).

YES! Good to know i wasnt the only one lol!
In highschool we played "study games" the last 2 days before my AP Bio final. I was the first to answer every punnet square question without writing anything out on paper.
All the examples were like about gregor mendels peas or flowers but its the same principles really...
It was the only part of the class i really excelled at haha

[BFT12890]

I think I got a good one,

"You might be a ball python keeper if, the first thing you think of when somebody says "weight watchers" is your BP that is currently off feed..."

Happening to me currently which is what made me think of it

[Rob]

Your three year old gets excited and slaps you high five when he sees a rat get eaten!

[Slim]

The young lady at the reptile store doesn't even bother to walk with you to the rat room. She just let's you go back and pick them out yourself...happened to me this evening

[cecilbturtle]

...when you walk by a girl in a pet store who smells like she's been cleaning rodent tubs and you find that appealing enough to strike up a conversation.

i know i know...weird