Snatches of Conversation

I'm sitting on my front porch, white socks with no shoes, a flannel shirt and short pants, typical Ca. wear, eating a tuna on wheat. Two guys come riding by on bicycles.

This is the snatch that I heard:
"If you're gonna use drugs, you should always use a clean needle. They used to advertise that stuff right there man."

I am around people far too often but I can usually just tune them out. I know I've heard but not bothered to remember some weird stuff and today's little slice of life got me to thinking that I can't be the only one.

Share, if you would be so kind....

Well Wes, I overheard a conversation between a client and one of our receptionists today that she was going to have to send her helper in with her dog today because she was having bowel problems and couldn't leave the house.......... Does this count?........

BTW, this is not too out of the ordinary, just a snapshot of my daily life at the vet clinic......

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Originally Posted by thatkindofgirl

Well Wes, I overheard a conversation between a client and one of our receptionists today that she was going to have to send her helper in with her dog today because she was having bowel problems and couldn't leave the house.......... Does this count?........

BTW, this is not too out of the ordinary, just a snapshot of my daily life at the vet clinic......

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Hmmm, I COULD say any snatch is a good snatch, but then, well, nevermind.

Yours is excellent.

I hear a lot in high school classes, as you could guess.

This one boy, however, surprised me today. I overheard something along the lines of; "so, I found a bag of pot today at the bottom of the stairs.. I wanted to keep it, so I smelled it and wasn't sure if it was good. I turned it in to the deans and got 5 free parking passes".

I was personally surprised he didn't take it home judging by his history... and that the deans rewarded him when they have caught him with possession previously.

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Originally Posted by thatkindofgirl

Well Wes, I overheard a conversation between a client and one of our receptionists today that she was going to have to send her helper in with her dog today because she was having bowel problems and couldn't leave the house.......... Does this count?........

BTW, this is not too out of the ordinary, just a snapshot of my daily life at the vet clinic......

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You are so invisible that I didn't even realize it was your snatch I was speaking of.

At least I was right, it is excellent.

Yeah, I think it was a good idea to nevermind that thought, ha ha... I will let you know if any other good ones come up, it seems like a normal occurance around here...

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Originally Posted by wilomn

You are so invisible that I didn't even realize it was your snatch I was speaking of.

At least I was right, it is excellent.

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We proudly grow the best sugar beets right here in Michigan.

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Originally Posted by dsirkle

We proudly grow the best sugar beets right here in Michigan.

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LOL

Just can't say a dang thang more right now.

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Originally Posted by dsirkle

We proudly grow the best sugar beets right here in Michigan.

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How'd you know I was from MI?? :rolleyes:

I just made a random statement. :)

Well, it must have been, I know you can't hear my accent from there..... Ha ha....

This thread has the word "snatch" far too many times... :O

...Umm.... LOL

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Originally Posted by icygirl

This thread has the word "snatch" far too many times... :O

...Umm.... LOL

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Quantity and quality, we've heard snatches of both.

Hmmmmm wonder what a snatch of Mermaid Pie would taste.......no, nevermind. Those tails do hurt.

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Originally Posted by thatkindofgirl

How'd you know I was from MI?? :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by dsirkle

I just made a random statement. :)

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Originally Posted by thatkindofgirl

Well, it must have been, I know you can't hear my accent from there..... Ha ha....

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LIES!!!!! Dale knows all about you and where your from on the Mitten....

Dont ya Dale?

Ok, here's one from when I was browsing at Barnes & Noble this evening...

WHO'S MY BABYCAKES?! WHO'S MY SWEET BABYCAKES?! DID SHE SMILE?! I COULD HEAR HER SMILING?!

It was painful...

This one was pretty cool and a complete first.

I was showing a classroom full of kindergardeners some snake and while they were looking and touching one little bitty thing piped up and said "touching a snake feels like touching a soft jewel."

In a bazillion years of kids and snakes I have never heard that description before.

I heard this one while I/me was talking to Myself in regards to a puppy the son of a good friend of mine is about to get. Thinking I would post pics of this puppy but not tell anyone whose it was lead to this snatch:

I can't tell you whose though (regarding the puppy that may or may not be pictured later) because that makes people wonder.

And wondering leads people to thinking.

And thinking leads people to curiousity.

And curiousity killed the cat.

And I hate cats.

Now here's the weird part. I never knew that I/me hated cats. Me, myself and I have had many a conversation about many an animal and never once did any of me state that we, collectively, hated cats.

It's gotta be the moon. It's darn near full.

:O Who me?

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Originally Posted by Patrick Long

LIES!!!!! Dale knows all about you and where your from on the Mitten....

Dont ya Dale?

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Cruising down the row at the farmers market and I hear two what two women conversating....."what we should do," the taller one said to the shorter darkhaired one, "is take all our money out of the banks."

"It's ridiculous paying them these bonuses," the shorter one said, "when they've lost so much money. Why reward them?"

To which the taller one replied, "It would finally get their attention if we withdrew all our money. Then they would have to pay attention to us."

Could it be that easy?

If we all took our money out of the banks that have so SCREWED us and are still awarding bonuses to their execs., would that make a change for the better?

Ahhhh, if only......

walking by two coworkers yesterday

J: what you think you got a girl pregnant
a:YEA THIS LITTLE GIRL THAT LIVES BY ME
me: whoa whoa whoa whoa whhhhaaaatt!!!
a:i mean short not little

i almost tripped out.

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Originally Posted by wilomn

Cruising down the row at the farmers market and I hear two what two women conversating....."what we should do," the taller one said to the shorter darkhaired one, "is take all our money out of the banks."

"It's ridiculous paying them these bonuses," the shorter one said, "when they've lost so much money. Why reward them?"

To which the taller one replied, "It would finally get their attention if we withdrew all our money. Then they would have to pay attention to us."

Could it be that easy?

If we all took our money out of the banks that have so SCREWED us and are still awarding bonuses to their execs., would that make a change for the better?

Ahhhh, if only......

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i took my money outta banks years ago!!
im ahead of the curb

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Originally Posted by wilomn

I'm sitting on my front porch, white socks with no shoes, a flannel shirt and short pants, typical Ca. wear, eating a tuna on wheat.

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Oh gawd, the visual!!! :D

Wish I could remember the exact words but last year I was on a city bus when I overheard an older woman on her cell phone discussing what "one of her girls" she'd send out to some john. I remember thinking (whilst I was slamming my hands over my very nosy 6 year old's ears) "you must either have really crappy girls or poor management skills because you're a madam stuck riding on a nasty city bus!"

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Originally Posted by azpythons

i took my money outta banks years ago!!
im ahead of the curb

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az, how old are you?

Just curious.

Also, it's ahead of the CURVE.

Or, at least I personally thought it was.

Oh Westicals, you will love this one...

I'm at a party during welcome weekend at Central Michigan University. Me and my girlfriend at the time and probably a good 10 of our friends.

I happen to walk by and catch a conversation two girls were having and what I happened to catch of it was
"I've been really stressed out about coming back to school and it's caused my genital herpes to flare up."

Needless to say later in the night I talked my buddy out of thinking she was cute.