Out of the mouths of babes....

As I was tucking my young son in, I caught him digging for gold.... ummm.... with his finger in his nose. UGH! So as a mother I reprimand him AGAIN.... hunny, get your finger out of your nose. It's very rude and gross. Can you guess what his reply to me was? Can you possibly guess? I was so tickled I had to share with you.... But it tastes so yummy. :bleh: :ohmygod:

Sorry I just HAD to share. :oops:

It tastes like chicken, if only chickens tasted like snot!

Too cute. I had a nephew that was big on dipping and eating... hopefully he'll grow out of it before college. :)

Bruce

Oh I hope so Bruce. :please:

We have a quote from my daughter on our dry erase board. "Never put a noodle in your nose". She had one of the boys in her preschool class put a lego so far up his nose he had to go to the doctor to get it removed, and we ended up eating spagetti for dinner. So somehow in her little brain it made sense to make this statement in the middle of dinner, as if imparting some message of grave importance. :giggle:

It's like the old joke: "What's the difference between boogers and broccoli? Kids won't eat broccoli."

Christie.. that is just priceless. My youngest son is just starting to do some "gold mining" but happily, for me, he asks for a napkin.

The other day at work I was handfeeding some baby birds and a little girl came up to me and asked if she could help. I explained, "No, sorry. Birdies have two holes in their necks and if you put food in the wrong one, you could hurt them." She looked at me angrily and said, "You have two holes in your neck too, and that's gross!"

She was referring to this:

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c1...iercing006.jpg

Kids really do say the darndest things. They're also really mean. :tears: LOL

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Originally Posted by panthercz

It's like the old joke: "What's the difference between boogers and broccoli? Kids won't eat broccoli."

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:rofl: Actually my son loves broccoli too! :rofl:

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Originally Posted by Ladydragon

Christie.. that is just priceless. My youngest son is just starting to do some "gold mining" but happily, for me, he asks for a napkin.

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It's so gross, but so funny at the same time. I wish my son would use a tissue. The daughter does, so I still have some hope.

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Originally Posted by Mindibun

The other day at work I was handfeeding some baby birds and a little girl came up to me and asked if she could help. I explained, "No, sorry. Birdies have two holes in their necks and if you put food in the wrong one, you could hurt them." She looked at me angrily and said, "You have two holes in your neck too, and that's gross!"

She was referring to this:

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c1...iercing006.jpg

Kids really do say the darndest things. They're also really mean. :tears: LOL

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It's sad that she lashed out at you, when she didn't get her way. :hug:

Christie at least he'll be one of those people that like raw oysters when he gets older.. :D :puke:

Ewwwwww!

This might take a turn for the worst.......


...wet ones get wiped under the bed....
...dry ones get rolled and flicked, he'll get it in time!



:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

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Originally Posted by Freakie_frog

Christie at least he'll be one of those people that like raw oysters when he gets older.. :D :puke:

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Oh yeah... that made me feel loads better. :no: :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by Reediculous

Ewwwwww!

This might take a turn for the worst.......


...wet ones get wiped under the bed....
...dry ones get rolled and flicked, he'll get it in time!



:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

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Oh that's just nasty! :bolt: :vomit:

I saw kid in Wal-mart being a little nose miner then walking by open cooler case with the OJ in it and touching each top. She was showing mommie how she could count. All the while spreading the pleage

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww no oj for me thanks.

christie... you crack me up sista!!!

As the old saying goes, pick, lick and flick. One of my old teachers was endorsed with that charming nick name. It was true, he was seen on occasion to pick, lick and flick his snotters. Fair play to him.

About 2 years ago, my mom, my dad, my wife, my daughter, and myself were in Savannah Georgia for a little vacation, and were sightseeing some of the historic squares in Savannah. These are beautiful squares, they were the backdrop for alot of the movie "Midnight in the garden of Good and Evil", but they have a problem of attracting quite a few panhandlers, who will pull out a bottle of whiskey or their drink of choice and start chugging with no inhibition at all in front of whoever is there. Well long story short, we are standing there in one of the squares looking at an awesome fountain which was in the middle, when one of the homeless men (with an expensive bottle of liquor??? explain that one) came up and sat down on the bench beside us, opened up his bottle and started throwing it back. My dad was holding Caitlin (our little girl), she was about 4 at the time, and my dad stood up and said "come on Caitlin its times to go, theres a whino(sp?)". He said this under his breath, but Caitlin heard and and responded "I want to pet the whino" HAHAHA. Ofcourse with a childs innocent mind, she is thinking Rhino, but it was hilarious none the less. Little ones, gotta love em!!

While I was in my stand I over heard a mom telling her little kid that she need to leave. The kid( maybe 4?) said that she was staying. The mom told her " Fine im leaving you! Im takeing your floatys too" and the kid replys back " Fine! I can still swim though because the lifegaurd is here so its ok"

I laughed and told the mom " I guess its ok to drown as long as you have a good time first, get saved later":P

Oh lord I don't miss the little nose miner days at all! Thankfully our youngest never did pick up that habit because of all things a mom has to deal with for some reason snot makes me just go green at the gills. I can deal with blood, poop, whatever....boogers make me go ICK! One of my older kids used to use me as a handy booger wiping station. Drove me nuts!

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Originally Posted by Freakie_frog

I saw kid in Wal-mart being a little nose miner then walking by open cooler case with the OJ in it and touching each top. She was showing mommie how she could count. All the while spreading the pleage

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That's just lovely. :bleh:

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Originally Posted by recycling goddess

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww no oj for me thanks.

christie... you crack me up sista!!!

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Glad I could make you laugh! ;)

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Originally Posted by fergie

As the old saying goes, pick, lick and flick. One of my old teachers was endorsed with that charming nick name. It was true, he was seen on occasion to pick, lick and flick his snotters. Fair play to him.

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It's even worse when the students learn THOSE habits from the teacher. :ohmygod:

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Originally Posted by PrototypePythons

About 2 years ago, my mom, my dad, my wife, my daughter, and myself were in Savannah Georgia for a little vacation, and were sightseeing some of the historic squares in Savannah. These are beautiful squares, they were the backdrop for alot of the movie "Midnight in the garden of Good and Evil", but they have a problem of attracting quite a few panhandlers, who will pull out a bottle of whiskey or their drink of choice and start chugging with no inhibition at all in front of whoever is there. Well long story short, we are standing there in one of the squares looking at an awesome fountain which was in the middle, when one of the homeless men (with an expensive bottle of liquor??? explain that one) came up and sat down on the bench beside us, opened up his bottle and started throwing it back. My dad was holding Caitlin (our little girl), she was about 4 at the time, and my dad stood up and said "come on Caitlin its times to go, theres a whino(sp?)". He said this under his breath, but Caitlin heard and and responded "I want to pet the whino" HAHAHA. Ofcourse with a childs innocent mind, she is thinking Rhino, but it was hilarious none the less. Little ones, gotta love em!!

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:giggle: I would've wanted to pet the Rhino too, but I'll pass on petting the wino... :oops:

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Originally Posted by Beardedragon

While I was in my stand I over heard a mom telling her little kid that she need to leave. The kid( maybe 4?) said that she was staying. The mom told her " Fine im leaving you! Im takeing your floatys too" and the kid replys back " Fine! I can still swim though because the lifegaurd is here so its ok"

I laughed and told the mom " I guess its ok to drown as long as you have a good time first, get saved later":P

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It's hard to be a smart mouth when you're drowning. lol

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Originally Posted by frankykeno

Oh lord I don't miss the little nose miner days at all! Thankfully our youngest never did pick up that habit because of all things a mom has to deal with for some reason snot makes me just go green at the gills. I can deal with blood, poop, whatever....boogers make me go ICK! One of my older kids used to use me as a handy booger wiping station. Drove me nuts!

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You have just given me a silver lining to my nose picking cloud. I haven't had any wiped on me yet. I shall now count my blessings in that department. :giggle:

Now I know when I want to bug you I can always get snotty and flick boogies at you. :rofl:

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Originally Posted by tigerlily

You have just given me a silver lining to my nose picking cloud. I haven't had any wiped on me yet. I shall now count my blessings in that department. :giggle:

Now I know when I want to bug you I can always get snotty and flick boogies at you. :rofl:

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:rofl: Brat! :P

:giggle: Sorry I couldn't help myself! :wuv:

Gotta love the innocence of kids. They are never scared to speak their minds. On a small side note, Mindibun that is one rad piercing.

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Originally Posted by panthercz

It's like the old joke: "What's the difference between boogers and broccoli? Kids won't eat broccoli."

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You just need to roll the broccoli in boogers... see, always thinking here.

Bruce

School starts for my female offspring next week. Clothes shopping is necessary.

However, being a teen there are other things that are also necessary.

Industrial piercing being one of the necessary things.

On the way home from being pierced, out of the blue, she says, "this is so much better than clothes, it's so cute. I love it, I'm so happy."

Boogerminers grow up way too fast.

Well having you as a mom, I can perfectly understand your son's strange behavior :8:

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Originally Posted by wilomn

School starts for my female offspring next week. Clothes shopping is necessary.

However, being a teen there are other things that are also necessary.

Industrial piercing being one of the necessary things.

On the way home from being pierced, out of the blue, she says, "this is so much better than clothes, it's so cute. I love it, I'm so happy."

Boogerminers grow up way too fast.

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How Old Wes......i think you said 15 or 16 if i remember correctly

Well since you said teenager ..... i'll say Bless you Sir.....Bless You!

Almost 16.

Pardon me, I have to go shudder for a while now.

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Almost 16.

Pardon me, I have to go shudder for a while now.

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How's handling the boyfriends? if you have any guns, do you clean them openly on your porch as he arrives? :D:rofl:

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Originally Posted by Deborah

Well having you as a mom, I can perfectly understand your son's strange behavior :8:

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Yup, genetically he is at a big disadvantage. You still haven't met my husband and he's WAY worse than I am. :yes:

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Originally Posted by wilomn

School starts for my female offspring next week. Clothes shopping is necessary.

However, being a teen there are other things that are also necessary.

Industrial piercing being one of the necessary things.

On the way home from being pierced, out of the blue, she says, "this is so much better than clothes, it's so cute. I love it, I'm so happy."

Boogerminers grow up way too fast.

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Stop... no more.... not listening. :no:

My son asked me, on the way home school during his first week of kindergarden, and asked me when he could drive. Already he's in the third grade, and growing so much it scares me. I don't EVEN want to imagine what the future will hold. :oops:

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Originally Posted by mooingtricycle

How's handling the boyfriends? if you have any guns, do you clean them openly on your porch as he arrives? :D:rofl:

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She is ...... able to see people well. And being my daughter, she's seen me being me my whole life and she does a fair imitation.

So far no open gun cleaning, just making aware that they would welcome so quick an end should things go awry with my little flower.

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So far no open gun cleaning

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I have heard that Jo suggests large snake handling when suitors come around, with emphasis on the capacity of the snake to eat/kill said suitor...

Bruce