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Wow...
This woman is an idiot the likes I which has never been seen before. Expert Village!?
http://www.expertvillage.com/video-s...es-pythons.htm
Everyone should check these out and comment on the stupidity.
By the way, sorry if this has been posted before.
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I saw that posted over on Fauna yesterday. I agree....Wow!
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Originally Posted by rabernet
I saw that posted over on Fauna yesterday. I agree....Wow!
Yes...Full credit to whoever posted it on Fauna for finding such a gem!
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One thing I noticed though, the person on Fauna who posted it, also "corrected" the expert and suggested a 100 gallon tank for an adult female on the third video of the series.
Who decides that someone is an "expert" on ExpertVillage anyway? Or do you just have to submit a video series?
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Originally Posted by rabernet
One thing I noticed though, the person on Fauna who posted it, also "corrected" the expert and suggested a 100 gallon tank for an adult female on the third video of the series.
Who decides that someone is an "expert" on ExpertVillage anyway? Or do you just have to submit a video series?
Hahaha!! I keep mine in 150 gallon tanks so 100 gallons is WAY too small! What a joke...
I think you just have to say you are an expert...
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OMG! I didn't realize that albino's were the most expensive morph you could buy! :rofl:
And there's even a video on how to care for morphs! Whew - I'm glad I didn't miss that! I thought you cared for all ball pythons the same! Now I'm edjumacated!
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So far I have listened to 5 of them and..
:O
I am just wondering Jamie...how the hell are you going to replace the 10 minutes of my time that I wasted listening to that effin broad.
:weirdface
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Originally Posted by MeMe
So far I have listened to 5 of them and..
:O
I am just wondering Jamie...how the hell are you going to replace the 10 minutes of my time that I wasted listening to that effin broad.
:weirdface
I apologize...But just look at how much you've learned!
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wow according to her i can get a pied ball for $200 5 or 6 times higher than a normal man i dont think i can afford that lol. Hmm albinos must be very expensive cause ive seen banana balls for $60,000
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Originally Posted by rabernet
OMG! I didn't realize that albino's were the most expensive morph you could buy! :rofl:
:weirdface
now i am REALLY confused cause in her first video she said that all ball pythons were gold and black...what's up with this albino stuff?!?!
:rolleyes:
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Originally Posted by jglass38
I apologize...But just look at how much you've learned!
I figured it out!
It's subliminal messages she is sending on those videos!
As soon as I heard her talking I had a massive urge to jump out of my window!
:O
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Sso... if I paid 10 muchs for my normal that means i can get a pied for 60? Where is this Breeder?? I want!
So.. my PROBED male is odviously a female, he has a small tail and small spurs.
after about three of these videos i had to take a break, my friend was staring me and wondering why i was calling my computer stupid.
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Damn Jamie. I took her advice, and tried to hold my snake egg against a candle light to see if it was fertile. Now the egg is slightly hard, and I think I may have cooked it.
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I guess now, if anyone was thinking about going to a pet store in AZ they know which one to avoid :rolleyes:
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Not ALLL of her advice was bad. She will lure you in with something truthful and vague, and the smash it with the details!
Examples
"This is a ball python"
Yes .. yes it is a ball python. Continue.
"It's about six feet long"
DOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!
"To see if the egg is fertile, you can use the "Candle Light" technique.
Yes, yes you could. Continue
"Hold the egg over a candle"
DOOOOOHHHHhhhhh!
"This is an albino Ball"
AHHHhh, I see that it is ...
"They are the most expensive morph out there"
.. hmmm, that doesn't sound right ....
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Originally Posted by MeMe
So far I have listened to 5 of them and..
:O
I am just wondering Jamie...how the hell are you going to replace the 10 minutes of my time that I wasted listening to that effin broad.
:weirdface
Posts like this make me happy I have to watch my broadband usage while at the office...
Hey Memes...I STILL HAVE MY TEN MINUTES! Neener neener. :P
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Originally Posted by cuda
Not ALLL of her advice was bad. She will lure you in with something truthful and vague, and the smash it with the details!
Examples
"This is a ball python"
Yes .. yes it is a ball python. Continue.
"It's about six feet long"
DOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!
"To see if the egg is fertile, you can use the "Candle Light" technique.
Yes, yes you could. Continue
"Hold the egg over a candle"
DOOOOOHHHHhhhhh!
"This is an albino Ball"
AHHHhh, I see that it is ...
"They are the most expensive morph out there"
.. hmmm, that doesn't sound right ....
that right there is funny shhhhht.
:rofl:
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Originally Posted by cassandra
Posts like this make me happy I have to watch my broadband usage while at the office...
Hey Memes...I STILL HAVE MY TEN MINUTES! Neener neener. :P
:(
you make me sad.
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The belly of the snake is always white, unless they are a morph....ummm?
And can sense heat up to a mile away with their heat pits?
I don't know how she did that with a straight face.
She's a perfect example of why you shouldn't be getting your husbandry advice from a pet store.
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Originally Posted by rabernet
She's a perfect example of why you shouldn't be getting your husbandry advice from a pet store.
Agreed
I Love the part when she says "whenever there is something I don’t know I look it up online"
Well obviously she needs to look up some more………..lot more. :rolleyes:
Love your new avatar BTW ;)
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Originally Posted by MeMe
So far I have listened to 5 of them and..
:O
I am just wondering Jamie...how the hell are you going to replace the 10 minutes of my time that I wasted listening to that effin broad.
:weirdface
Seconded...lol
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This is some good stuff!
It's good to see "experts" like this take it upon themselves to put forth the time and effort to make educational videos like this and help out beginners that are just getting into this hobby. I'm going to make an entire series of care sheets based on the wonderful and insightful information she provided! :D ;)
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Lol she can "tell the sex of a snake by the shape of its tail and spurs" haha.... what a joke
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http://www.expertvillage.com/contactus.htm
Offline Contact info - ( dont know why they included an email in offline, but whatever!)
expert@expertvillage.com
Send them a message. :gj:
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Originally Posted by mooingtricycle
I am!
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Love your new avatar BTW
Thanks! Someone sent it to me and thought I might like it! ;)
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Originally Posted by rabernet
I am!
haha good on ya!
LOL heck... should send them links to REAL information regarding ball python care.
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Hey does anyone know where I can get an 8 foot ball python? That sounds badass.
Oh, btw, even tho the op on Fauna is a dummy, the best line evras is... That... is... a... normal ball python. Not a jungle. :8:
And I love when the chick in the video is holding up the book, referring to the albino as the most expensive morph out there. There is also a clown on said page. End of story.
I was late for work this morning because I was cracking up. Thanks Jamies.
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................... AAUUGGHH! :O 'IQ..dropping...Brain...hurting...'
OMG what utter twaddle! And I thought those videos on corn snakes were horrid...geez. Just goes to show what's out there that we are working against. And most people would BELIEVE all that and rush out to pick up a snake from the pet store on a whim. SIGH!
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I'm glad she didn't try to probe the snake... she would have probed it backwards...
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Originally Posted by darkangel
Hey does anyone know where I can get an 8 foot ball python? That sounds badass.
:rofl::rofl::rofl:
I like how they have one called, how to keep morphs.
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Those videos make my head hurt.
Justin
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Originally Posted by TheMolenater2
I like how they have one called, how to keep morphs.
I really liked that too! As if a morph requires different husbandry than a normal! :rolleye2:
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My Veterinarian must have gone to the same school about snakes, cause I brought one of my ball pythons in for a check up. I told him it was a female ball python, and he said that I was wrong because the spurrs were too big to be a female. And I said thats funny, cause she just dropped eggs about 4 weeks ago. He said "Oh"
LOL.
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And that is when you know you need a new vet....
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My favorite part is when she says they have 4 fangs. WTF. ANd you only have to clean their cage once every 6 months. And what ball python gets 8 ft?
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I'm surprised she didn't say ball pythons need a UV light. :P
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Originally Posted by LadyOhh
And that is when you know you need a new vet....
hahahahaha x2
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ANd she said you should check to see if the bp eggs are fertile using an actual candle. Talk about COOKING eggs. Amazingly ignorant, this one.
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Originally Posted by MetalStryker
My Veterinarian must have gone to the same school about snakes, cause I brought one of my ball pythons in for a check up. I told him it was a female ball python, and he said that I was wrong because the spurrs were too big to be a female. And I said thats funny, cause she just dropped eggs about 4 weeks ago. He said "Oh"
LOL.
:8::8::8::8::8: HAHAHAHAHA! OMG thats funny! :gj:
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Originally Posted by darkangel
Hey does anyone know where I can get an 8 foot ball python? That sounds badass..
I have one...I keep it in a 150 glass aquarium with a screen lid.
:rolleyes:
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Originally Posted by darkangel
the best line evras is.
that makes me smile.
:)
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Listen up guys, she's an expert.
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In this free how-to video series, learn how to care for pet Pythons from expert Nicole Bragg.
I guess it's true what they say... you get what you pay for. :8:
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Originally Posted by MetalStryker
My Veterinarian must have gone to the same school about snakes, cause I brought one of my ball pythons in for a check up. I told him it was a female ball python, and he said that I was wrong because the spurrs were too big to be a female. And I said thats funny, cause she just dropped eggs about 4 weeks ago. He said "Oh"
LOL.
haha I could just picture the vet's face. That made me giggle. Thanks for sharing :)
I only watch those expert villiage videos because they are amusing to watch. They make such fools of themselves. I'm not sure which was the biggest red flag, the obvious pet store backdrop, or the "Holiday Values" sign right next to her. Go holiday impulse buys!
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Originally Posted by MeMe
that makes me smile.
:)
Memes you honestly have no idea what you've created. The other day I sent Jamies a shopping list that said:
Crrts
Fruit Leathras
Shrimp Dinras
Yogrits (he says I should say yogras but what does he know)
We're like children. :rofl:
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WHat the hell does she keep looking at? Index cards? Ahh I got it teleprompter.
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Wow, according to this,my husbandry is all wrong.
I'm switching to tanks, because if the BP's are from the rainforest like she said they should have a semi aquatic set up....
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I just called the store after watching the "how to sex a snake video" The last thing i want to see is someone shove the probes in the body. I talked to an employee and he said that lady was let go and she was basically a moron (as we all know) he is going to have the owner call me back...
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That's awesome Jon- thank you for being proactive after viewing those video 'lessons'. I must admit, I could not make it all the way through any of them-- she's a moron and I just could not stomach her :oops:
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I wasn't posed ta candle them eggs wiff a real candle????....well dang it....KIDS YOU CAN HAVE YER BIRFDAY CANDLES BACK NOW, MAMMA DON'T NEED EM NO MORE! :rolleye2:
After reading all your comments I think I will retain the 10 minutes of my life and just not bother to watch the twit and her "expert" advice. I mean it takes me at least 10 minutes to drag out those 8 foot damn ball pythons I own! :rolleyes:
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