I Have Herp Envy

Hi.

My name is Heather Wong

I have Herp Envy.

I have a problem.

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Originally Posted by LadyOhh

Hi.

My name is Heather Wong

I have Herp Envy.

I have a problem.

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Is it contageous?:O

Hello Heather!

I on the other hand do not have a problem with herp envy. :)

You can envy my herps all day long

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Originally Posted by JASBALLS

Is it contageous?:O

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Possibly....

*round of applause and supportive murmuring*

Hi Heather, I'm Joanna.

I'm so far past herp envy I'm not sure they've invented a word for it yet. :(

*passes Heather some cookies and points out the free coffee*

I have it too I just got to have more LOL

*takes a cookie and passes the tray*

I have a horrible case of "I want" lately :colbert:

Ummmm.....is it bad when you hatch out baby snakes and then spend hours trying to figure out reasons to turn them all into holdbacks....ummm....just askin'....:oops:

*takes another cookie*

::walks in the door with another tray of cookies:: Hi everyone.. I have herp envy and a really really bad case of the "I need one of those too". ::passes the cookie tray around::

uhmm Im Sara, and i have herp envy...

currently im envying anyone with a
-spider ball
-pastel
-mojave
-pied
-and EVERYTHING ELSE.

:rushes in the door:
Am I late? Sure glad I'm not the only one with this problem.

Hi, I'm Lena and I too have herp envy. It's beginning to spiral out of control. I think I may require assistance. And also a cookie or two.
Help me :please:

Wow thank goodness I am not alone!

I had to fight the other half to get the one I have and OMG I want more.... lol

Sadly the answer is NO!:tears:

>>>Hugs<<<

~Hollie~:(

Welcome to the group...

I have a constant need for something new, and there is ALWAYS someone with something cool that I wish I had.

I have a problem, and thank you for being there to support me in this.

Hello My name is John and I have Snake Envy and I am a snake-aholic... I want Lavender Albino and Albino Pieds and Envy all those who have them..

I suppose I should join this party as well, pass the cookies.

I have enough control, and too little space and money, to avoid picking up any more... but that doesn't mean I don't want them. I currently envy anyone with a BumbleBee BP or a Blue Tongue Skink and have every intention of owning one of each someday.

*nibbles on a cookie with a sigh*

Is there copious amounts of coffee with cream? I'd like to join but my eyes are tired from envying others' herps. Sigh...

I have tortoise envy for sure

and Golden Child Retic envy

but alas neither meshes with my lifestyle :(

*makes a fresh pot of tea and coffee*

*Soft murmur* Hello,Heather.

I too suffer herp envy, but I'm also suffering from ETS, and don't know what to do about it! I have several all set up, and nothing to add. Unfortunately my envy is encompassing pieds, spiders, bees, and some of Kara's secret formulas. :sigh2:

*grabs a cookie*

Hi, my name is McKinsey and I have herp envy. I'm ashamed that I am coveting others' balls.... I have clown envy :please:
I also have boa envy...especially sunglow envy seeing as how I've already hoarded three boas in a very short time.
I'm in graduate school majoring in mental health counseling. I thought I could help myself...
I need help- and some coffee...where'd you say it was?

*Sets down another tray of chocolate chip cookies*

Hello. My name is Laura. I too have snake envy... There are 1 or 2 BP's I'd like to add to my little room, but I also reeeeeeeeeeeally want a male Albino Blood to eventually pair with Sonja, and a male Albino White Phase Tiger-Tick... just to cuddle with! :oops:

*Sips hot cup of Joe*

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Originally Posted by sweety314

*Soft murmur* Hello,Heather.

I too suffer herp envy, but I'm also suffering from ETS, and don't know what to do about it! I have several all set up, and nothing to add. Unfortunately my envy is encompassing pieds, spiders, bees, and some of Kara's secret formulas. :sigh2:

*grabs a cookie*

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Please don't even mention Empty Tub Syndrome! *shudders* I counted last night and we have....*gasp*....8 tubs....just sitting there, all toasty warm in the racks....empty....8 OF THEM! *starts to shake*

Quick someone hand me a coffee and stuff a cookie in my mouth!!!! :weirdface

Quick! Strive against it! :fight:

I've had an empty baby rack for over a year now. Hopefully in the near future it will hold young carpet pythons that I produced.

Here is my problem...

I have no space left..

and yet I still want.

What is a woman to do??

AND....

I want other species...

Which will just exacerbate my herp envy...

I need help.

We need some group therapy sessions.......I say heathers house......

free booze, free hugs, free fun!!!!!!!!!

I, too, have herp envy. And it is not a minor case at all. So many new morphs of so many species that I'd like have! :drools just thinking about it: And I am almost completely out of space at the peak of hatchling season. :O

Would it be inappropriate to have therapy sessions at the super show? Too much temptation?

Oh gosh where do I even start with this! This hobby is so addictive!!

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Originally Posted by littleindiangirl

You can envy my herps all day long

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Want to know a secret? I'm super jealous of your bloods!! :O Especially Onyx the black blood... ahhh so pretty!

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Originally Posted by LadyOhh

Here is my problem...

I have no space left..

and yet I still want.

What is a woman to do??

AND....

I want other species...

Which will just exacerbate my herp envy...

I need help.

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Solution: be married to someone who'd kill you if you brought home another snake.

Every day I cruise the web, looking at gorgeous snakies that I want to have to go without them cold turkey every day...*sigh*

And um...I hug my burmese a lot (but he just like huggy bunnies, the beast)...

Addiction..*fidgets*

I got no addiction I can quit when I want to see *click off bp.net*







See I could I just don't think I have a problem..

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Originally Posted by cassandra

Solution: be married to someone who'd kill you if you brought home another snake.

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No that doesn't work either it just makes you built a dedicated heated/cooled escape proof room to keep them in

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Originally Posted by frankykeno

Please don't even mention Empty Tub Syndrome! *shudders* I counted last night and we have....*gasp*....8 tubs....just sitting there, all toasty warm in the racks....empty....8 OF THEM! *starts to shake*

Quick someone hand me a coffee and stuff a cookie in my mouth!!!! :weirdface

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:O:O:O:O:O:O

Thats against the rules.. I demand you fill those tubs at once..
My I suggest something a little "Wild" ;) JK

ive got a bad case of herp envy :( i look at everyone's beautiful snakies, then i have to check my bank account, then i realize that i cannot afford to buy ALL the snakes i want and see :(

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Originally Posted by cassandra

Solution: be married to someone who'd kill you if you brought home another snake.

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I have that solution already. :) Doesn't stop the envy or desire, tho.

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Originally Posted by frankykeno

Please don't even mention Empty Tub Syndrome! *shudders* I counted last night and we have....*gasp*....8 tubs....just sitting there, all toasty warm in the racks....empty....8 OF THEM! *starts to shake*

Quick someone hand me a coffee and stuff a cookie in my mouth!!!! :weirdface

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Ahhh c'mon Joanna! Suuuuuuure you do.....Aren't your new babies in the rack? Or are the 8 empties even WITH your new babies....

Becuuuuuuuuuuuz, if you STILL have eight tubs...maybe you can grant my wish for my birthday....... Hmmmmmmmmm:rolleyes:


hee hee hee:rofl:

I most definetly have herp envy. Only having my one normal and wanting all of these cool morphs i see all of you people post. I have a problem. I try not to look but i just cant help it!!!

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Originally Posted by Freakie_frog

Addiction..*fidgets*

I got no addiction I can quit when I want to see *click off bp.net*







See I could I just don't think I have a problem..

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You only click off BPNet so you can go sneek off and cruise breeder sites, Ed! Fess up now. :rofl:

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Originally Posted by Freakie_frog

:O:O:O:O:O:O

Thats against the rules.. I demand you fill those tubs at once..
My I suggest something a little "Wild" ;) JK

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You most certainly may. ;)

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Originally Posted by sweety314

Ahhh c'mon Joanna! Suuuuuuure you do.....Aren't your new babies in the rack? Or are the 8 empties even WITH your new babies....

Becuuuuuuuuuuuz, if you STILL have eight tubs...maybe you can grant my wish for my birthday....... Hmmmmmmmmm:rolleyes:


hee hee hee:rofl:

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I hate to tell you hon but that's 8 tubs empty PLUS a hatchling rack that holds 32 tubs but only has 11 current resident hatchlings. :O Those empty tubs....they are....calling me...must...resist.....

What's your birthday wish?

It's will power I tell you!! The devil is tempting you and only the infinite wisdom and guidance of the GFSM can save you. I'd like to say a few words for your unhealthy souls........

OHHHH Great Flying Spaghetti Monster!!! Help these poor lost souls so that they to may see the power of taking 4th and 5th jobs and maxing out credit cards. Teach them the wisdom of disciplining thyself to live solely on those little packets of hot sauce from taco bell so that they too, can reap the benefits of additional cash in hand!! Do not abandon them when they start to imagine life with furniture not acquired from a roadside ditch, or the false comforts of cable television (if you turned off cable today, how much cash would you save this year alone?).

OHHH fellow Pastafarians, I beseech you......... Turn away from the naysayers who want you to believe that you need 'a life' as if worshiping a higher class of beings were not enough. REACH OUT!! and be touched by his noodley appendage!!

Ramen.


*say, are those cookies FREE???
*Stuffs pockets and runs away.................




Cheers,
kat

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Originally Posted by janeothejungle

It's will power I tell you!! The devil is tempting you and only the infinite wisdom and guidance of the GFSM can save you. I'd like to say a few words for your unhealthy souls........

OHHHH Great Flying Spaghetti Monster!!! Help these poor lost souls so that they to may see the power of taking 4th and 5th jobs and maxing out credit cards. Teach them the wisdom of disciplining thyself to live solely on those little packets of hot sauce from taco bell so that they too, can reap the benefits of additional cash in hand!! Do not abandon them when they start to imagine life with furniture not acquired from a roadside ditch, or the false comforts of cable television (if you turned off cable today, how much cash would you save this year alone?).

OHHH fellow Pastafarians, I beseech you......... Turn away from the naysayers who want you to believe that you need 'a life' as if worshiping a higher class of beings were not enough. REACH OUT!! and be touched by his noodley appendage!!

Ramen.


*say, are those cookies FREE???
*Stuffs pockets and runs away.................




Cheers,
kat

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Omg Kat....where'd you get THAT stuff!??? It's hilarious!

I haven't had cable for four years *sniff* :tears: and with the company pay cuts and soon-to-be layoffs, still don't have the money to satisfy my ETS and herp envy. :(



hate to tell you hon but that's 8 tubs empty PLUS a hatchling rack that holds 32 tubs but only has 11 current resident hatchlings. Those empty tubs....they are....calling me...must...resist.....

What's your birthday wish?
Well Joanna, I'd reaaaaally like a hi-white spider girl next, and then an albino boa (or 100% het) GF for Petey, and a sunglow or moonglow, and then a 1.1 lesser (so I can make BELs :D ) and then ummmmmmm........ *prioritizing the Wish List*

Ah the healing touch of the Noodley Appendage!! :D Thank you for those rousing words, fellow Pastafarian!

i have carpet burm blood 'tic chameleon sav monitor boa and....... pac man frog envy i also want a mean arse tokay =]

Hi....my name is Patrick, and I have a problem.....................

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Originally Posted by Patrick Long

Hi....my name is Patrick, and I have a problem.....................

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We allllll know that pat :)

Hi, my name is Alice and I have herp envy too . . . .

(Passes around a plate of rocky road brownies)

Is there a 12 step process associated with this program? My new 32 qt rack just arrived and I now have 4 empty tubs . . .

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Originally Posted by Schlyne

*makes a fresh pot of tea and coffee*

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Thank you!:D *sip sip*

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Originally Posted by sweety314

Omg Kat....where'd you get THAT stuff!??? It's hilarious!

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http://www.venganza.org/ :clap:

It is my personal belief that the great fsm favors large herp collections as much as he favors pirates! http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y38.../pirate2_4.gif

Hello my name is Justin. I was born a snake envyer. I am also suffering from ETS and WIGFRS aka wood in garage for rack syndrom. *grabs cookies And looks at shirt that says herp rehab is for quiters*:D

I'm not envious (too negative for me).

I just want more!;)

::stands up clears her throat and wails:: Not only do I have herp envy, ::shakes:: I also have EGG envy. I see all these pictures of eggs and hatchlings and.. and.. well.. I want that too ::sniffles and whispers:: please help me.. ::grabs a bunch of cookies and begins eating them as she sits back down::