Typical bloody woman

Snapped this pic of my wee lassie getting some practice in for what women do best, spend our hard earned cash. I know you women like to start early but at ten months old, i can hear my draining away. If you look closely you can see what page she is on, SHOES, her mother has some explaining to do :rage:

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Originally Posted by fergie

Snapped this pic of my wee lassie getting some practice in for what women do best, spend our hard earned cash. I know you women like to start early but at ten months old, i can hear my draining away. If you look closely you can see what page she is on, SHOES, her mother has some explaining to do :rage:

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f2...7/DSC00138.jpg

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Yep typical female :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:.Cute kid :gj:.Now you know we both are going to get a lashing for telling the TRUTH here :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Hahaha, awe!!! Adorable.

That's awesome! She's beautiful and she deserves to be spoiled rotten! Good girl!!!! :gj:

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Originally Posted by joepythons

Yep typical female :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:.Cute kid :gj:.Now you know we both are going to get a lashing for telling the TRUTH here :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Indeed we may but i say it's time us men stood up and let these women know that they have got away with it for far too long :colbert: All this freedom to do whatever they want, allowed to vote, allowed to cheek back to their husbands. Spend, spend, spend, gossip, gossip, gossip, spend, spend, spend is what their day seems to consist of. There's a dinner to be made and a kitchen to be tidied, woman know your place!











If my wife was to read this she would have a fit of laughter and then slap me and tell me to stop being ridiculous. I tried to be a chauvinistic pig once but i got laughed at. Dam these strong willed women,. What happened to the shy, retiring ones? Maybe they came out of retirement:weirdface

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Originally Posted by fergie

Snapped this pic of my wee lassie getting some practice in for what women do best, spend our hard earned cash.

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Yes but she is so adorable I bet you won’t have any problem spoiling her and spend your hard earned money on her doing it with a smile.

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Originally Posted by fergie

Indeed we may but i say it's time us men stood up and let these women know that they have got away with it for far too long :colbert: All this freedom to do whatever they want, allowed to vote, allowed to cheek back to their husbands. Spend, spend, spend, gossip, gossip, gossip, spend, spend, spend is what their day seems to consist of. There's a dinner to be made and a kitchen to be tidied, woman know your place!

If my wife was to read this she would have a fit of laughter and then slap me and tell me to stop being ridiculous. I tried to be a chauvinistic pig once but i got laughed at. Dam these strong willed women,. What happened to the shy, retiring ones? Maybe they came out of retirement:weirdface

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I darned near choked laughing so hard while sipping my tea! :8: :rofl:

Don't you know we are never really "shy" or "retiring". That's just baiting the hook.....silly silly wee man. :D

Your daughter is so lovely. May her first sentence be "Daddy, hand me your MasterCard!". :P

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Originally Posted by frankykeno

I darned near choked laughing so hard while sipping my tea! :8: :rofl:

Don't you know we are never really "shy" or "retiring". That's just baiting the hook.....silly silly wee man. :D

Your daughter is so lovely. May her first sentence be "Daddy, hand me your MasterCard!". :P

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I'm glad you found my rant so amusing. You see more women speaking out of turn. Nah i'm only jesting. As i said before my wife laughs at me when i try to be all 1950's and the man of the house plus she's Irish, as am i, never cross an Irish woman.

Credit cards have been banished from our house as they brought a lot of heartace and stress to my wife and i. If we can't afford it with cash then we can't afford it on credit neither but i know for a fact i will have the wee darling spoilt rotten. Evenmoreso than she is already

LOL I was raised up by my Scottish granny so I know about those women (not that I'm one...I'm the absolute height of womanly genteel behaviour and grace and deference to....of for gawd's sakes I can't even type this line of bull LMAO).

What a beautiful little girl!! And so smart.... shoe shopping already! You and your wife have raised her correctly- doing a wonderful job!!
You go Mary-Kate!!

Oh btw Fergie, just a word of warning. When she's a teenage girl and you give her some money to run down to the shop and get something, don't ever expect your change back. If you dare to even enquire about that (silly silly man) you'll will get the "look" and an eye rolling behaviour that makes one wonder if it's time to call a neurologist.

Just thought I'd warn you about what to expect in your future as the parent of a teenage daughter. There's a lot more but I figure why cause you to have heart failure on a such a lovely weekend. :rofl:

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Originally Posted by starmom

What a beautiful little girl!! And so smart.... shoe shopping already! You and your wife have raised her correctly- doing a wonderful job!!
You go Mary-Kate!!

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Thanks Starmom. Her mother's awfully proud that her mini me is developing the weird woman shoe fetish at such an early age. I, on the other hand look upon this behaviour with great cynicism and a deep frown. Not amused, good job there's plenty of overtime going :taz:

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Originally Posted by frankykeno

Oh btw Fergie, just a word of warning. When she's a teenage girl and you give her some money to run down to the shop and get something, don't ever expect your change back. If you dare to even enquire about that (silly silly man) you'll will get the "look" and an eye rolling behaviour that makes one wonder if it's time to call a neurologist.

Just thought I'd warn you about what to expect in your future as the parent of a teenage daughter. There's a lot more but I figure why cause you to have heart failure on a such a lovely weekend. :rofl:

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Aye Franky, i have half an idea what to expect. We have a fifteen year old niece who is slowly but surely driving her mother round the bend. The only time she smiles is when she is either being given something, ie. money or clothes, or whenever she is looking for something. Not that she's intolerable or anything. She can't help it, she is turning into a woman and if she is anything like her Ma or aunt, we're doomed.

Hey, I beg to stick up for female-kind! Help me to rein-in my husband. He wants to spend massive amounts of money on MY vehicle! I however am content to buy used shirts on ebay.. I think that this is role reversal.

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Originally Posted by fergie

Indeed we may but i say it's time us men stood up and let these women know that they have got away with it for far too long :colbert: All this freedom to do whatever they want, allowed to vote, allowed to cheek back to their husbands. Spend, spend, spend, gossip, gossip, gossip, spend, spend, spend is what their day seems to consist of. There's a dinner to be made and a kitchen to be tidied, woman know your place!











If my wife was to read this she would have a fit of laughter and then slap me and tell me to stop being ridiculous. I tried to be a chauvinistic pig once but i got laughed at. Dam these strong willed women,. What happened to the shy, retiring ones? Maybe they came out of retirement:weirdface

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Stand up for yourself and show her who the BOSS is :rofl: :rofl:

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Originally Posted by frankykeno

I darned near choked laughing so hard while sipping my tea! :8: :rofl:

Don't you know we are never really "shy" or "retiring". That's just baiting the hook.....silly silly wee man. :D

Your daughter is so lovely. May her first sentence be "Daddy, hand me your MasterCard!". :P

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Now we know your secrets :banana: :banana:

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Originally Posted by Ginevive

Hey, I beg to stick up for female-kind! Help me to rein-in my husband. He wants to spend massive amounts of money on MY vehicle! I however am content to buy used shirts on ebay.. I think that this is role reversal.

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Jen you are the exception to the rule :gj: :8::8: