Worst blind date you ever had

Ok Im bored so I figured I would make some people laugh, I went on a blind date once and went to a restaraunt. I had told the girl i was allergic to seafood so i ordered a steak with potatoes. She had lobster salad. I exused myself for a min ute and while i was gone she put some of her lobster salad in my potatoes which caused me to break out and pretty much choke. The ambulance had to be called so i left her my car keys to get home which she promptly got into an accident which wrecked my car. Can you top that one?:taz:

No, I dont think so, but Im wondering why she put the seafood in your potatoes? Did she dislike you that much? lol

Never told me , i think she thought i was kidding lol

wow nice! did you guys date after that?

A couple more times but didnt click:taz:

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Originally Posted by hondo1967

Ok Im bored so I figured I would make some people laugh, I went on a blind date once and went to a restaraunt. I had told the girl i was allergic to seafood so i ordered a steak with potatoes. She had lobster salad. I exused myself for a min ute and while i was gone she put some of her lobster salad in my potatoes which caused me to break out and pretty much choke. The ambulance had to be called so i left her my car keys to get home which she promptly got into an accident which wrecked my car. Can you top that one?:taz:

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Now thats not right of her.I wondered what would she have done if you died :mad:.

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Originally Posted by aaramire

No, I dont think so, but Im wondering why she put the seafood in your potatoes? Did she dislike you that much? lol

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Well she could have just left if that was the case.

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Originally Posted by hondo1967

A couple more times but didnt click:taz:

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I would have never trusted her again to even waste my money on her :mad:

Tell you the truth dont think she cared lol.:taz:

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Originally Posted by hondo1967

Tell you the truth dont think she cared lol.:taz:

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Can you prove that she messed with your food at the time? I think she deserved a night in jail or more for that stunt :mad:

Well she was the only one at the table, im pretty sure she did. She kept asking me to try it.:taz:

wow its good you guys didnt go out for longer than a couple times, you could have been killed!!!! lol

True but she was cute as hell.:taz:

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Originally Posted by hondo1967

Well she was the only one at the table, im pretty sure she did. She kept asking me to try it.:taz:

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When was this date? Was it recent?

About 3 years ago:taz:

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Originally Posted by hondo1967

True but she was cute as hell.:taz:

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She might have been cute but not someone you would want around forever ;).Thier are WAYYYYYY to many women out there that will not mess with your dinner and cause you to need a ambulance ride :P

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Originally Posted by hondo1967

About 3 years ago:taz:

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O well to long ago.

Lol Im a sucker for a cute face. Cant help it. LOL

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Originally Posted by hondo1967

Lol Im a sucker for a cute face. Cant help it. LOL

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Word of advice then DONT leave your food unprotected on the next date :P.

ok thats worse than anything i went through... but i have been druged and woke up in a leopard print room...

lol:taz:

I was set up by my cousin one time. That was my mistake. I really should've known better! My cousin used to be into some illegal substance so it makes sense that his friends would be also, right? Well I didn't really think about that much at the time.

So the deal was, it was gonna be a double date with my cuz and his gf. And my date was paying for all of it. We were going to go to dinner and a movie. So we get to his place (about an hour away) and sat there for awhile while the three of them satisfied their cravings. When we finally got to the restaurant, it was made pretty clear that we were supposed to order cheap. In a not very cheap restaurant. I would have preferred going to a cheaper place and ordering what I wanted but I think he was trying to show off or something?

So after dinner, instead of going to a movie, we went back to his place to watch one of his. He chose Van Wilder. So I stared blankly at the screen while the other three took more illegal substances. Fun!

Then after the movie was over, they went online to buy prescription medications that they did not need. Being a pharmacy tech, this did not impress me. Not that he seemed to care anyways! He was busy with other things so.... yeah... fun night!

Your right up there with me lol. Sounds like a night you would like to forget.:taz:

maybe if I had joined in on their illegal activities I could've forgotten it! I'm sure they have by now!

LOL. Dont think you need to have joined them. You have a nice career going. How are they doing?:taz:

Well my cousin is clean now (mostly) and single. Doing better for himself than he was back then. And my date now has two kids with his ex. He had opened a pawn shop in my town that he closed 2 months later... He must've figured since he needs to pawn things for drug money there must be others.... apparently not enough! He actually came in the pharmacy about a year ago wanting syringes for 'B12' injections. Right. I can't believe I let that one go!

Sounds like a winner, B12 shots thats what he told you. Sounds like Roger Clemens lol.:taz:

I had a double blind date, he was short, shoulders like a line backer, looked like a short bear. And wanted to wear matching wedding gowns...
nuff said

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Originally Posted by joepythons

Can you prove that she messed with your food at the time? I think she deserved a night in jail or more for that stunt :mad:

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I'd say she deserves a lot more than that, and can't believe he saw her again. I have a one murder attempt, you're out rule.

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Originally Posted by python.princess

I was set up by my cousin one time. That was my mistake. I really should've known better! My cousin used to be into some illegal substance so it makes sense that his friends would be also, right? Well I didn't really think about that much at the time.

So the deal was, it was gonna be a double date with my cuz and his gf. And my date was paying for all of it. We were going to go to dinner and a movie. So we get to his place (about an hour away) and sat there for awhile while the three of them satisfied their cravings. When we finally got to the restaurant, it was made pretty clear that we were supposed to order cheap. In a not very cheap restaurant. I would have preferred going to a cheaper place and ordering what I wanted but I think he was trying to show off or something?

So after dinner, instead of going to a movie, we went back to his place to watch one of his. He chose Van Wilder. So I stared blankly at the screen while the other three took more illegal substances. Fun!

Then after the movie was over, they went online to buy prescription medications that they did not need. Being a pharmacy tech, this did not impress me. Not that he seemed to care anyways! He was busy with other things so.... yeah... fun night!

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It sounds like you're just talking about pot at first, which is pathetic on a date, but really no big deal as long as your local government isn't too insane.
It gets creepy with the fraudulent prescriptions at the end. This is how one tries to impress a date?

Never been on a blind date... In fact.... I can't really remember any dates LOL.

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Originally Posted by Montessa Python

I had a double blind date, he was short, shoulders like a line backer, looked like a short bear. And wanted to wear matching wedding gowns...
nuff said

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Whoa :O :O :O

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Originally Posted by JeffFlanagan

I'd say she deserves a lot more than that, and can't believe he saw her again. I have a one murder attempt, you're out rule.

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You are to trusting :8:.

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Originally Posted by littleindiangirl

Never been on a blind date... In fact.... I can't really remember any dates LOL.

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They say the memory is first to go when your old :rofl: :rofl: :P

I can't beat these but I do have a funny one. When I was in High School I went on a date with a girl and she insisted on seeing the movie "The Muppets Treasure Island" which was two hours of sheer pain and suffering. Then after the movie she convinced me to buy her an Enigma cd.

Dang, those were the days!

At least I can't say that i've been poisoned by a date!! LOL!

Yeah the poisoning and then subsequent car wreckage is pretty near impossible to top...

My worst date that I can think of was during college. I had a class with this one guy whom I liked, so I asked him out. I had tickets to see Jay Leno who was appearing at the University. I was hoping that the guy would offer to get a cup of coffee or something beforehand, but he didn't. Instead, we hung out at his apartment while he played video games with his friends, him bragging that *he* was going to Jay Leno and that he was going to heckle him.

After the show, we went back to his apartment and he played video games again, completely ignoring me. I mean, if he didn't like me, he should turned down the date, but I guess he selfishly just wanted to go to the show. What a putz.

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See? Doesn't top near death by lobster...ah well. =)

worst blind date I ever had was when I was introduced to this super hot chick that was pretty much a super model.

We hit it off pretty well, and when things began escalating and started to get a little exciting, my alarm clock went off :weirdface

:8: That's funny stuff Nate. :rofl:

The worst blind date I ever went on, wasn't technically mine. I was more of a chaperone, but being the nice person I am I let myself be talked into going. (if I didn't go, then then could she) He picked us up in his VW bug, and we went to a deli to listen to his band. :bleh: They SUCKED! Then on the way home his car stalls about a mile from home. He talks the two girls into pushing his car to see if we can pop the clutch... unsuccessfully. I had asthma issues at the time, and after feeling an attack coming on I said enough. He STILL didn't want to leave his car, but I'd had enough so we walked the remainder of the way home. Oh and his name was Forrest. :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by nathanledet

worst blind date I ever had was when I was introduced to this super hot chick that was pretty much a super model.

We hit it off pretty well, and when things began escalating and started to get a little exciting, my alarm clock went off :weirdface

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Nate you have issues :8: :8: :8:

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Originally Posted by tigerlily

:8: That's funny stuff Nate. :rofl:

The worst blind date I ever went on, wasn't technically mine. I was more of a chaperone, but being the nice person I am I let myself be talked into going. (if I didn't go, then then could she) He picked us up in his VW bug, and we went to a deli to listen to his band. :bleh: They SUCKED! Then on the way home his car stalls about a mile from home. He talks the two girls into pushing his car to see if we can pop the clutch... unsuccessfully. I had asthma issues at the time, and after feeling an attack coming on I said enough. He STILL didn't want to leave his car, but I'd had enough so we walked the remainder of the way home. Oh and his name was Forrest. :rolleyes:

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Did he have a box of chocolates :rofl: :rofl:

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Originally Posted by joepythons

Did he have a box of chocolates :rofl: :rofl:

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All I got out of it was a headache from the terrible music (I literally cringed upon hearing it!) and an asthma attack. A box of chocolate would have made it marginally tolerable. :rolleyes:

Well, I've only been on one blind date and it actually went well..guy later turned out to be a putz, but that's neither here nor there.

But you know what they say...Better to have loved and lost than live the rest of your life with a pyscho.