Women

Nope...that's it. Women.

They are a very expensive hobby...;)

Change it to "woman" and then make her a career, not a hobby.

Problem solved, chumps!

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Originally Posted by Mike41793

then make her a career

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Tried that a couple of times. Seems I'm not very career minded...

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Originally Posted by Slim

Tried that a couple of times. Seems I'm not very career minded...

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Maybe fixing pipes isn't your thing. Instead of plumbing be a carpenter and work with wood?

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Originally Posted by Slim

Tried that a couple of times. Seems I'm not very career minded...

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Nope, you just haven't found the right career. My husband had been married 4 times when I met him. We have been happily married for 20 years now! You just have to remember, relationships are a lot of work. If you don't want to work.....

Men >_>

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Originally Posted by DooLittle

Men >_>

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A​men

What did I do to get lumped in with the rest of these "men" of which you speak??

Well, they are lumping us... :mad:

Careers shouldn't need to be a ton of work* they should come naturally. If it doesn't come naturally, then it's probably time for a new one.


*yes, they require work. But if there is excessive time and effort into learning any particular job to get to the next level. Time to rethink your life.

People....

Sigh.

^^ LOL True story.

Humans...end of story lol. That's why I love my animals :) oh yeah and my hubby too haha oops :p


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Originally Posted by Pyrate81

Careers shouldn't need to be a ton of work* they should come naturally. If it doesn't come naturally, then it's probably time for a new one.


*yes, they require work. But if there is excessive time and effort into learning any particular job to get to the next level. Time to rethink your life.

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Exactly!
Do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life! :)

Oh, the puns! Hehehe

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I'll never understand them. *sigh*
That's why I decided to work with animals for the rest of my life, they're more interesting and you don't have to start the odd conversations with them! Especially about when you're going to get married (I'm 19 btw -.-) , why don't you get out of the house, go study, etc.

I agree with the "people..." comment. I think many times people get involved with the wrong person, then it is too hard to make things work. That said, I've only been married for 2 years (to someone that I consider a great match to me personality-wise) and I still have my moments where I get annoyed, etc. People are flawed so our relationships are flawed to some degree or another. All that said, I hate it when people lump all women or men in the same grouping... I happen to be female, yet don't get "emotional" and tend to like more male / geeky things and my husband is totally opposite the stereotypical (immature, inconsiderate, and sports-obsessed) version of men portrayed in culture at present... I guess it's good to be weird? :)

p.s.
I know that most guys are not the stereotype I listed, that was just for reference and to note what you see portrayed on TV, in movies, etc. To be fair, women are portrayed as illogical, vapid, whorish, catty, manipulative, and spending-crazy in the same TV / movies.

This thread should renamed the "Punny Whit and Sarcasm Thread."

Women...can't live with'em, can't make a sandwich without'em.

Actually I'd do okay on sandwiches, but my g/f makes incredible quesadillas that I'm not going to attempt...

And if I was a girl I'd be same the same thing about men, just change out sandwiches for car oil changes or building snake racks, using skill saws or something probably...


Then again, being an extreme introvert, it's hard living with anyone for any extended period of time and very few people comprehend and understand the "yes we're great together and you're awesome, nothings wrong, I just need you to go the hell away for a day or two a week so I can rest and recharge"

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Then again, being an extreme introvert, it's hard living with anyone for any extended period of time and very few people comprehend and understand the "yes we're great together and you're awesome, nothings wrong, I just need you to go the hell away for a day or two a week so I can rest and recharge"

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My boyfriend of 2yrs is the biggest introvert. It took me a LONG time to figure that part. I'm a huge extravert and when I've been alone all day and he gets out of work, I spaz like a Golden Retriever. "HEY! HEY! HOWWWASYOURDAY?! WHATDOYOUWANTTODO?! ILOVEYOU!"

I realize now that he needs time to recharge after talking to and dealing with people all day, so I'm patient, but we compromise. I give him an hour or so to surf the web/whatever and then he spends time with me. Works for us so far.

just keep in the basement with a food and water bowl :rofl:

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Originally Posted by rascal_rascal_99

Then again, being an extreme introvert, it's hard living with anyone for any extended period of time and very few people comprehend and understand the "yes we're great together and you're awesome, nothings wrong, I just need you to go the hell away for a day or two a week so I can rest and recharge"

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My husband and I are both really introverted. After 10 years we've formed some sort of symbiotic hermit relationship where we don't get tired of each other, but we're both horrible at socializing with others and need recharge time after being around anyone else.

"Ah women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent"

JK :D

If you love your job, then you'll never work a day in your life! :D

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Originally Posted by xFenrir

If you love your job, then you'll never work a day in your life! :D

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i work a lot :(

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Originally Posted by rascal_rascal_99

Women...can't live with'em, can't make a sandwich without'em.

Actually I'd do okay on sandwiches, but my g/f makes incredible quesadillas that I'm not going to attempt...

And if I was a girl I'd be same the same thing about men, just change out sandwiches for car oil changes or building snake racks, using skill saws or something probably...


Then again, being an extreme introvert, it's hard living with anyone for any extended period of time and very few people comprehend and understand the "yes we're great together and you're awesome, nothings wrong, I just need you to go the hell away for a day or two a week so I can rest and recharge"

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I'm a huge introvert too, but fortunately my husband is too, so we can understand each other that way. Now the kids on the other hand. ... She makes it hard! But I guess that's for another thread. Lol