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  • 10-20-2012, 03:15 PM
    Marissa@MKmorphs
    I don't think he understands...
    I introduced my male super pastel in with my normal girl last night. This is what I found this morning.

    I don't think he understands how it works lol

    He is a virgin and this is his first time with a female so I am cutting him some slack.

    Just thought you guys would find this amusing :p

    http://img.tapatalk.com/d/12/10/21/vesube6u.jpg


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  • 10-20-2012, 04:10 PM
    Zombie
    LMAO, he'll figure it out eventually...
  • 10-20-2012, 04:16 PM
    Inknsteel
    Lol. Gotta give him credit for trying...
  • 10-20-2012, 04:19 PM
    Mike41793
    Of course the male gets blamed :rolleyes:
    Typical :rofl:
  • 10-20-2012, 04:41 PM
    AdamF
    Re: I don't think he understands...
    Tell him to buy her another drink, and say nice things to her
  • 10-20-2012, 04:42 PM
    Marissa@MKmorphs
    Haha great suggestion! After I'm done doing errands today I will see what he is up to.


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  • 10-20-2012, 04:51 PM
    Flikky
    Re: I don't think he understands...
    At least he's closer to the tail then her head :oops:
  • 10-20-2012, 05:07 PM
    Marissa@MKmorphs
    This is what I just came home too! Still super awkward but it looks like he figured it out!

    http://img.tapatalk.com/d/12/10/21/5y9edyme.jpg

    http://img.tapatalk.com/d/12/10/21/ata7yheh.jpg


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  • 10-20-2012, 05:23 PM
    Mike41793
    It looks like shes choking him, how nice. lol
  • 10-20-2012, 05:35 PM
    Marissa@MKmorphs
    At least they are locked! :gj:


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  • 10-20-2012, 05:46 PM
    Valentine Pirate
    Re: I don't think he understands...
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Mike41793 View Post
    It looks like shes choking him, how nice. lol

    Maybe he's experimenting. He might be into that kind of thing :rolleye2:
  • 10-20-2012, 05:51 PM
    I-KandyReptiles
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Valentine Pirate View Post
    Maybe he's experimenting. He might be into that kind of thing :rolleye2:

    She got the idea from 50 shades of grey
  • 10-20-2012, 05:54 PM
    Mike41793
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Bobbafett View Post
    She got the idea from 50 shades of grey

    My kinda snake! ;)

    Wait what? Nevermind... Well this is awkward...
  • 10-20-2012, 07:52 PM
    S.I.R.
    Re: I don't think he understands...
    Glad to see he finally got a lock on her. I'm guessing he is a very naughty boy that likes to experiment with every part of the ladies.
  • 10-20-2012, 08:48 PM
    Orenshi
    I literally LOLed. Mom asked what I'm laughing at, tried to explain, failed miserably.

    Grats on the lock though! :P
  • 10-20-2012, 09:21 PM
    Capray
    Hah, don't tell him we're laughing at his pathetic attempts to woo a lady, :rofl:but looks like he was successful.
  • 10-20-2012, 09:29 PM
    DooLittle
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by missriss2012 View Post
    I introduced my male super pastel in with my normal girl last night. This is what I found this morning.

    I don't think he understands how it works lol

    He is a virgin and this is his first time with a female so I am cutting him some slack.

    Just thought you guys would find this amusing :p

    [IMG]http://img.tapatalk.com/d/12/10/21/vesube6u.


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    At least he's trying, A for effort!

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Mike41793 View Post
    Of course the male gets blamed :rolleyes:
    Typical :rofl:

    Well, he's the one who didn't have it figured out.....


    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Bobbafett View Post
    She got the idea from 50 shades of grey

    Ahahaha, maybe she has been reading aloud to him!

    Congrats that they figured it out for you! How exciting!

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  • 10-20-2012, 09:30 PM
    Mike41793
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by DrDooLittle View Post
    Well, he's the one who didn't have it figured out.....
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    Yea because chicks never say no... C'mon doolittle, get real lmao :rolleyes:
  • 10-21-2012, 01:52 AM
    sookieball
    Hahahaha gotta love first timers.

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  • 10-21-2012, 02:48 AM
    King's Royal Pythons
    This past season I had a male pinstripe in with a normal; at one point she had him pinned against the tub, his head was sideways between her and the tub, she was on top of him, and locked. My wife said "It looks like she is raping the poor boy!"


    Agree: Gotta love first timers! :)
  • 10-21-2012, 05:18 AM
    gsarchie
    Auto-erotic asphyxiation. Gotta love it, just don't end up like Kenny!
  • 10-21-2012, 06:31 AM
    elbee
    Awe, I think this thread is so funny. He is so cute trying to lock! Glad he figured it out!
  • 10-21-2012, 07:38 AM
    rafacacho
    Thatīs some kamasutra stuff!!! They just dont like classic style!! :D
  • 10-21-2012, 07:58 AM
    Salamander Rising
    Re: I don't think he understands...
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Mike41793 View Post
    It looks like shes choking him, how nice. lol

    Kinky.

    ;)

    - - - Updated - - -

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by gsarchie View Post
    Auto-erotic asphyxiation. Gotta love it, just don't end up like Kenny!

    Keith Carradine finally figured out "what is the sound of one hand, clapping?"

    :O
  • 10-21-2012, 12:13 PM
    Marissa@MKmorphs
    Haha I was hoping he would figure it out or else be would have ruined my breeding plans for the future!

    My lesser, who is a year younger, didn't have any problem figuring it out lol


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  • 10-21-2012, 10:11 PM
    SlitherinSisters
    Lol that's too funny, he was trying! He's gorgeous too! Congrats on him figuring it out!
  • 10-21-2012, 10:20 PM
    ironpython
    Bet he figures it out.lol

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  • 10-21-2012, 10:43 PM
    Marissa@MKmorphs
    Well... He REALLY knows what he is doing now! This morning around 11am I noticed they were unlocked but I didn't move him back because I had to clean his tub (he made poopy) so I left them together until I got back from work.

    So, I get back from work and look what I find!
    http://img.tapatalk.com/d/12/10/22/ny3ajena.jpg

    Guess he really knows what he is doing, second lock in 48 hours :gj: he is a little horn dog:p


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  • 10-22-2012, 12:16 AM
    Capray
    Now he's getting athletic!!:P Congrats!
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