Talking in his sleep...

My boyfriend is a cop, so usually when he is asleep, he starts yelling lots of cop codes or other cop phrases such as "cuff him" or "lock him up", but this morning he started saying "sooper passle ensi" I said "what?" and he clearly said "super pastel enchi". Being awoken by my boyfriend yelling about balls instead of "10-24! 10-18! In your cell!" is such a better alarm :P

That's hilarious!

Thats cute!

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This actually made me lol. Thats hilarious.

Cute story! Thanks for sharing :)


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Ok just bc im a perpetual ball buster i gotta ask; do you ever shout back at him randomn codes? Or just lean over and whisper something in his ear to get him going? hahaha :D

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Originally Posted by Mike41793

Ok just bc im a perpetual ball buster i gotta ask; do you ever shout back at him randomn codes? Or just lean over and whisper something in his ear to get him going? hahaha :D

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Alllll the time! :D Usually saying "10-4 officer" shuts him up if I still want to sleep. But if I'm awake and want some entertainment, I say different codes (he has a big list of all the codes, so I usually read off the major ones.. that really gets him going haha) or start saying other cop phrases back, or use the last names of his fellow cops like they need back up or something. He starts yelling so obnoxiously :rofl:

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Originally Posted by SeeTheCityLights

Alllll the time! :D Usually saying "10-4 officer" shuts him up if I still want to sleep. But if I'm awake and want some entertainment, I say different codes (he has a big list of all the codes, so I usually read off the major ones.. that really gets him going haha) or start saying other cop phrases back, or use the last names of his fellow cops like they need back up or something. He starts yelling so obnoxiously :rofl:

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I'd have wayyy too much fun with that lmao.

I think you should tape him

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Originally Posted by Mike41793

I'd have wayyy too much fun with that lmao.

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My ex used to bug me all the time for meowing at his cat in my sleep

Please we need a video on that....it´s hilarious!! :rofl:

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Originally Posted by rafacacho

Please we need a video on that....it´s hilarious!! :rofl:

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I want to get a video of it, but every time I either forget about it or he stops talking by the time I start the video. :( I will try! Especially if he starts talking about snakes again lol

Apparently when I'm really tired and get into a deep sleep I hum creepy toons. My girlfriend says its like the scariest thing ever when it's 3am and she has her back to me and hears humming lol. She's said she gets to afraid to roll over in fear of some old lady ghost laying there staring at her like in the horror films hahaha.

My dad talks a lot in his sleep, and as my parents don't use their bedroom and sleep in the living room, I hear it all because my room is beside the living room, and it's really annoying whenever I'm trying to sleep for school, or sleep in on the weekend, he likes to fight people in his sleep, and one time I made the mistake of restraining his arms and screamed "Shaddup!" It ended with me being pushed away and him still swinging. :rofl:

It may seem dangerous, but it's not, I promise!

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Originally Posted by therunaway

My dad talks a lot in his sleep, and as my parents don't use their bedroom and sleep in the living room, I hear it all because my room is beside the living room, and it's really annoying whenever I'm trying to sleep for school, or sleep in on the weekend, he likes to fight people in his sleep, and one time I made the mistake of restraining his arms and screamed "Shaddup!" It ended with me being pushed away and him still swinging. :rofl:

It may seem dangerous, but it's not, I promise!

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haha my boyfriend is also violent in his sleep! I can't tell you how many times I've been punched or clawed in the face, or kicked. I use to just lay there and take it, but now I hit back. Results in a very angry boyfriend :P

My mom talks in her sleep a lot. This one time, she was talking about how she adopted a baby. Then she said 'And we need some lettuce' .. I said 'For the baby?' She said 'No for my bologna sandwich.' When I told her about it she said she doesn't even like bologna :rolleyes: Sleep talkers are awesome (Except when you want to sleep)

OMG this thread gave me a much needed laugh....I even read it all to my daughter! lol I laughed til I hurt...I love you people:lmao: