whats wrong with florida?

First u got crazy man eating snakes roaming the streets and killin dogs and babies then u have zombies eating ppls faces and starting the end of the world and don't get me started on the humidity

What's up with all this huh? I know its just the media being over dramatic( except for the weather) cuz supposedly everyone here in Arizona is a alcoholic redneck racist who has a gun and chases illegals across the border.

Well as long as were stereotyping states when i think of Arizona i think of high crime rates with prisons that make their prisoners live in tents, alot of dry heat, deserts, the grand canyon, and illegal immigrants battling border patrol.:gj:

You think thats bad, you havent seen our traffic. :D

I just googled "what's wrong with Florida" and got 57,200,000 results! :D

That's right folks. Florida sucks, so all you Yankees and, errr Western types can stay right where you're at. No need to move here or anything...

P.S. Tell your friends not to move here either :gj:

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Originally Posted by Slim

That's right folks. Florida sucks, so all you Yankees and, errr Western types can stay right where you're at. No need to move here or anything...

P.S. Tell your friends not to move here either :gj:

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I wouldnt wanna move their anyways. I heard there are 50 foot burms and 20 foot nile monitors taking over the whole state. If you dont get eaten by one of them then the gators will getcha!:P

Mike, you're an exception. Any one who hates cold as much as you do, probably has a little Floridian in them somewhere!

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Originally Posted by Slim

Mike, you're an exception. Any one who hates cold as much as you do, probably has a little Floridian in them somewhere!

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Hate hate hate the cold. Hate snow even more. Im almost the same as a bp. I like a hot spot of high 80s, a cool spot of low 70s, and for it to be an average in the mid 70s. Humidity around 50%.:D

Its finally getting warm here. Like in the 80s. Im loving it!

Well don't come down here to az or we will shoot u or run u over in our lifted trucks and if ur not white ur gonna get pulled over and put in a tent in the middle of the desert with no water

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Originally Posted by Slim

That's right folks. Florida sucks, so all you Yankees and, errr Western types can stay right where you're at. No need to move here or anything...

P.S. Tell your friends not to move here either :gj:

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And for the love of god stop coming to Disney/the beach... There is nothing worse than the traffic caused by tourists...

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Originally Posted by Slim

That's right folks. Florida sucks, so all you Yankees and, errr Western types can stay right where you're at. No need to move here or anything...

P.S. Tell your friends not to move here either :gj:

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Originally Posted by The Serpent Merchant

And for the love of god stop coming to Disney/the beach... There is nothing worse than the traffic caused by tourists...

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What they said exactly. Lol!

Oh...and Zombies. That's another thing wrong with Florida. Well, that and giant burms, vicious nile monitors, pet eating boas, expensive housing, horrible traffic, and lots of old people. No need to come visit. Probably shouldn't out of concern for your personal safety. :rolleyes: Just sayin'...

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Some days I really miss Florida!!

You come here you'll get run over by a horse and buggy. It's so weird going to certain places ( like restuarants, gas stations, etc. ) and they actually have parking for horse and carriage. What the hell do they need at a gas station anyway :confuzed:

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Originally Posted by heathers*bps

Some days I really miss Florida!!

You come here you'll get run over by a horse and buggy. It's so weird going to certain places ( like restuarants, gas stations, etc. ) and they actually have parking for horse and carriage. What the hell do they need at a gas station anyway :confuzed:

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lol

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Originally Posted by ahunt037

First u got crazy man eating snakes roaming the streets and killin dogs and babies

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Whoa, where's a link to this article? My friend is convinced zombies are invading Florida and this will just add to her terror.

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Originally Posted by babyknees

Whoa, where's a link to this article? My friend is convinced zombies are invading Florida and this will just add to her terror.

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My bad this is how it should have been typed man-eating snakes not a man eating snakes dogs and babies

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Originally Posted by ahunt037

My bad this is how it should have been typed man-eating snakes not a man eating snakes dogs and babies

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Haha I read it wrong.

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Originally Posted by The Serpent Merchant

And for the love of god stop coming to Disney/the beach... There is nothing worse than the traffic caused by tourists...

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While I agree that I don't like getting stuck behind all the New Jersey and Penn license plates, I do like the fact the tourists pay my state income taxes for me.

So, the moral of the story is, Come for a visit, Spend lots of money, Buy some oranges, Then head back north, or west...I'm easy like that.

God on Facebook the day before that zombie attack, asked his followers what they wanted him to do. The winning vote, was a Zombie Apocalypse......

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God on Facebook

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I was not aware the Old Man had an account...

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While I agree that I don't like getting stuck behind all the New Jersey and Penn license plates, I do like the fact the tourists pay my state income taxes for me.

So, the moral of the story is, Come for a visit, Spend lots of money, Buy some oranges, Then head back north, or west...I'm easy like that.

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Very true lol

I miss Florida.. Really.. NYC getting on My nerves... but I have job here... I have life here now.. But..... If till end of September Zombies don't overrun Sunshine State.. I'm commin for whole week there :]

No worries about us North westerners moving to Florida, we hate the humidity and the lack of real forests, and we certainly wouldn't give up hiding from bigfoot just to have to hide from Zombies :O

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Originally Posted by Aes_Sidhe

If till end of September Zombies don't overrun Sunshine State.. I'm commin for whole week there :]

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Don't worry, I have several ammo cans full of some things that will keep Zombies from over running the whole state....

Can't speak for places like Miami and St. Pete though...Zombies down there might just be the natural evolution of things ;)

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Originally Posted by Slim

Can't speak for places like Miami and St. Pete though...Zombies down there might just be the natural evolution of things ;)

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:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

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Can't speak for places like Miami and St. Pete though...Zombies down there might just be the natural evolution of things ;)

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Our zombies here in Tampa Bay are geriatric zombies, and they move pretty fast in those HoverRound chairs.
We can't outrun them. :O