You know you're addicted to Big Gunns/BP-net when.
1. You'd rather read Big Gunns posts than watch your favorite sitcom.
2. You start trying to convince your spouse that Big Gunns is a great name for your next kid.
3. Every time you look in the mirror(BG's best friend) you think of Big Gunns.
4. Since you started reading his posts you've had to buy 5 new screens. This is for the haters.
5. The first thing you do when you walk in the door is run to the computer just to see what BG said that day.
6. People in your home are always asking you what you're laughing/yelling at from the other room when you're on the computer.
7. Every time you see a great looking guy in great shape you ask him. "Are you Big Gunns...can I have your autograph"?
8. Every time you hear screaming crowds of deliriously happy people you run to see if Big Gunns is there.
9. When you're shopping for clothes you ask yourself. Would this outfit impress Big Gunns.
10. When deciding whether or not to go to a reptile show it usually comes down to this. If there's a chance BG is gonna be there, you're definitely going.
11. You're now starting to plan family vacations at the same time that BG is outta town just so you don't miss anything.
12. You're now starting to plan family vacations in the same area that you heard Big Gunns might be.
13. You've already told your spouse(females) that if BG wants you, you're leaving him....and he completely understands.
14. Obviously your newest screen saver is the latest Big Gunns picture you could find.
15. You're friends with people solely because they've actually seen Big Gunns in person.
16. You'd do anything someone asks solely because they're friends with Big Gunns.
17. When leaving the house the last thing you do is check to see if Big Gunns has posted anything new.
18. When you're having a child all you do is say. Please let it be like BG...please let it be like BG.
19. If you could buy Big Gunns secret to greatness you'd spend every last penny you have.
20. Last but not least. Every single one of your family and friends knows exactly who Big Gunns is even though they've never looked on the net at one of his posts.:rofl:
That's it fans. BG actually came up with all these on the fly. You see how bored BG is huh? Gotta get out of this cold before BG goes really insane.
Re: You know you're addicted to Big Gunns/BP-net when.
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Originally Posted by
LOSTCOAST_BALLZ
AFTER THIS BRO WE NEED TO SEE IF YOU EVEN HAVE GUNS show some pipes brother take it to the next level, lets see what the efas are doing for u. GUNS ! GUNS ! GUNS ! :O
No worries there dude, BG has the "pipes". Although this forum posting isn't doing them any favors.:D Gotta train the legs and six pack tonight.:gj:
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Re: You know you're addicted to Big Gunns/BP-net when.
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Originally Posted by
BPelizabeth
:psychotic Oh lordy....:rolleyes:
Yes????
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Originally Posted by
ed4281
Oh lord:rolleyes:
Again....yes?????
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Originally Posted by
waltah!
I'm just glad you're a humble guy:P
:P:P:D
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Originally Posted by
anatess
Didn't know you were related to Chuck Norris, BG!
Chuck Norris wouldn't last 5 seconds with Big Gunns.:D
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Originally Posted by
LOSTCOAST_BALLZ
Bro if u dont post them Ill just take that as a loss to the BG challenge I got pipes and will tak u out any day brotha. hahaha jk tires and leg day tom im pumped. i wont jack ur thread just thought it was time. . . .lol:taz:
Avatar.:P:D
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Originally Posted by
SK_Exotics
Have you been hitting the shark testosterone a bit more than usual BG? :)
BG prefers the Tuna.:D
Re: You know you're addicted to Big Gunns/BP-net when.
whew![wipes tears] MAN!
I damn near fell outta my chair laughin' so hard...
not only are you slightly stuck on yourself man, your hilarious about it, which is a good thing :gj:.
most guys that are like that are just downright jerks, i wanna smack 'em every time i see 'em.
keep up the funnies BG. :P
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Originally Posted by
mommanessy247
whew![wipes tears] MAN!
I damn near fell outta my chair laughin' so hard...
not only are you slightly stuck on yourself man, your hilarious about it, which is a good thing :gj:.
most guys that are like that are just downright jerks, i wanna smack 'em every time i see 'em.
keep up the funnies BG. :P
BG was glad he could entertain at least one person. Well...BG thinks a couple more may have been entertained but were too shy to admit it.:P:D
It doesn't help when your New Years resolution is to stop wasting time on the forums either. Don't worry fans....BG won't leave you forever.:gj: He just needs to stop wasting time with nonsense....kinda like this thread.:D
Re: You know you're addicted to Big Gunns/BP-net when.
I was very entertained by this thread. I do have one question though, is your head as inflated as those big arms that you have?
Re: You know you're addicted to Big Gunns/BP-net when.
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Originally Posted by
python1024
I was very entertained by this thread. I do have one question though, is your head as inflated as those big arms that you have?
Unfortunately yes. As you can "clearly" see.... there's obviously a very small brain in it.:D
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Originally Posted by
shescountry89
Hahaha, wow. Really BG? :rolleyes:
Yep..."Really". BG was thinking of you when he made up most of these.:rofl:
Re: You know you're addicted to Big Gunns/BP-net when.
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Originally Posted by
Big Gunns
Yep..."Really". BG was thinking of you when he made up most of these.:rofl:
I'm sure you were thinking of me, BG.
But sorry, Steve has first dibbs to take me out to dinner :D:P
Re: You know you're addicted to Big Gunns/BP-net when.
I have to say yes to number 6. Oh no dose that make me addicted :confused: or just someone who likes the entenment of a good thread. :D I wonder. :confused:
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Originally Posted by
shescountry89
I'm sure you were thinking of me, BG.
But sorry, Steve has first dibbs to take me out to dinner :D:P
Only because Big Gunns allows him to have "dibbs".:rofl:
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Originally Posted by
smd58
I have to say yes to number 6. Oh no dose that make me addicted :confused: or just someone who likes the entenment of a good thread. :D I wonder. :confused:
It's only just the start. Hopefully for your sake BG doesn't go on another "top secret mission" soon. Withdrawal symptoms from lack of BG are really severe and can require hospitalization. Everyone in your family will be happy that they don't have to hear what BG posted that day though.:D
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Originally Posted by
Big Gunns
Only because Big Gunns allows him to have "dibbs".:rofl:
:rolleyes: Oh i'm sure that's totally it.
Re: You know you're addicted to Big Gunns/BP-net when.
You know you're addicted to Big Gunns/BP-net when..... you have as many threads as BG up in the off topic cafe
