You know you're a real BP owner when....

If you have ever dug escaped mice out of the dash of a Chrysler 300.. Yea chalk that up to one I'll only do once.. :rage::rage::rage:

when you sacrifice not turning on the AC on a 1.5 hour drive, just so your BP won't be cold, while you are sweating!
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Originally Posted by Vypyrz

-You are proud to share photos of the monstrous poo that your snake had been holding on to for quite some time.

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Bahaha! I've done exactly that a few times with my pastel female :rofl: I post it on facebook and text it to my boyfriend with excited messages along the lines of "SHE FINALLY POOPED! Look at the size of that thing!"

Oh! And you know you're a ball python owner when you're looking for something to eat for dinner under the piles of dead rats in the freezer :P

You leave a bowl of water in the guest room shower with talcum powder sprinkled around it, because you figure sooner or later somebody will escape again and there's no point cleaning it up.

-You try to convince your parents to letting you breed rats in there home.

-mom doesn't ask you, 30 year old son to move out, because her mom away. (same thing with step dad who hates snake).

-You want to breed rats and you only one 2 snakes, because you know you can raise the money to get more.

-when you tell your mom your not having kids, and that if her dogs our your brothers, the snakes are her grandkids.

-Well this is all more for snake owner in general, but Hollywood movies like all the Anaconda movies and Boa vs Python pisses you off because its no where close to the truth.

You get the latest addition out of your collection and hold it on your lap cause the kids won't beleive you when you tell the that stink is coming from the dog again.

Man I am glad snakes fart as well :)
Robie

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Originally Posted by Valentine Pirate

Oh! And you know you're a ball python owner when you're looking for something to eat for dinner under the piles of dead rats in the freezer :P

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Ain't that the truth! :rofl:

you rather save money to get a snake than go out to movies with friends or family.
The local police have you programed into their cell phones for reptile related calls.
you sleep in the smallest room so can have plenty of rack space for the snakes ( thinknig about this one lol ).

...when your kid is a genetics experts...at the age of 8.
...when your father calls your home "the garden of eden" or "noah's ark" or "the zoo".
...when you've taken more pics of your new bp than you ever did of your child.

This happend yesterday...

When your girlfriend asks you, "Who do you love more, me or your snakes?" As a JOKE you reply with, "... Definitely my snakes!" And she takes you seriously. Then you have to spend an hour apologizing to her, and 2 hours getting yelled at. And while she is yelling at you, the only thing you're thinking is, "my snakes never yell at me." :hmm: