You know you're a real BP owner when....

[L2.BP.Plox]

When your dad changes cell phone service from Verizon to Metro PCS to put the saved money towards frozen rats.

[Kinra]

when you start to recognize the FedEx drivers

[Skittles1101]

When you're out shopping, and you look at the price tag of any item and say out loud "screw this...I can get another morph instead!"

[kevinb]

when you start to recognize the FedEx drivers

HECK! When you know your fedex driver by name!

[Reznor]

- When all you want for your birthday/xmas/anniversary is permission to get another snake
- When apartment searching you dont even mention the word snake as you already have a plan to hide them from view.

I think you're stalking me - those two examples are me exactly. XD

[Anatopism]

- When all your friends think you're well versed in world politics due to the stacks of newspaper you have around the house, when in fact the only time you bothered to read them is to tell a snake, "You get to read the funny pages today!"

- When rodents are a form of currency

- When the cashiers at Big Lots start giving you awkward looks when they realize that you bought 5 sterilite tubs and 5 ceramic bowls the last time you were in.. and.. come to think of it, the last two times before that too.

[zach_24_90]

When you sleep in your car in the SC summer heat in a Hampton Suites parking garage 6 hours from home because you want to save your money for the Myrtle Beach show the next day and not waste it on a hotel room instead of buying that one extra snake. haha yeah.. not even kidding and the car is a Mustang Gt and im 6'1''... you do the math

[txrock7]

You bring home your first beautiful BP and your 15 yo daughter proclaims her love and affection for it and steals it from you. Sigh. Guess I'll have to get the ghost morph for my self maybe. Lol

[Vypyrz]

-You consider it "normal" when your pet refuses to eat for several months.

-You consider being pooped or pee'd on as a sign of affection.

-You are proud to share photos of the monstrous poo that your snake had been holding on to for quite some time.

Geez! we are a demented community. Oh, and one more:

-You discover that your little snake can fart louder than you can...

[EverEvolvingExotics]

When you come running from your reptile room holding the biggest BP turd you've ever seen with a ear to ear grin to show whoever will look.