Reptile pick up lines!

"come to my room i'll show you my big balls" i dont i tried... :confusd:

sounds more like an AC/DC pickup line myself….

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Originally Posted by TheSnakeGeek

me too. ;) i live in murfreesboro. lol

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No way! We probably saw each other but just didn't know it lol. :) maybe I'll see you at the next one.


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Hey wanna stroke my snake? ............... No really I also have big balls for you to play with...... No for real look they are right here.

My snake is only 100 grams right now, but wait till you see him grown!

How many balls can you fit in your rack?

I just cleaned my balls, but I bet they will be dirty by morning!

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Originally Posted by Schmee123

If you were a BP,
You'd be a WOBP model!

I may not be a spider,
But you still make me wobble!

:P

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^This is perfectly PG, and the spider one hehe so cute :3

"Hey baby, you must love pythons 'cause you really constrict my heart." ^_^

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Originally Posted by DooLittle

My snake is only 100 grams right now, but wait till you see him grown!

How many balls can you fit in your rack?

I just cleaned my balls, but I bet they will be dirty by morning!

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These sound more like... intimate(;);)) statements... than pick up lines.

Especially the last two.

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Originally Posted by pythonminion

These sound more like... intimate(;);)) statements... than pick up lines.

Especially the last two.

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Sorry. Been married for 13 years. Maybe not so good with pick up lines...:p

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Originally Posted by dr del

Just try and keep it family friendly people ok? :rolleyes:

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Sounds like you're asking for too much.

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Originally Posted by DooLittle

Sorry. Been married for 13 years. Maybe not so good with pick up lines...:p

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That doesn't compare to awkward teenage years when boys first discover girls.:P