Record breaking 500 million lotto

I'd get 100 grand in 1s neatly banded into little bricks and load them into a briefcase. Then, I'd go to work and pitch the little bricks at full speed at my bosses face till I was content.

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Originally Posted by MrLang

I'd get 100 grand in 1s neatly banded into little bricks and load them into a briefcase. Then, I'd go to work and pitch the little bricks at full speed at my bosses face till I was content.

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Nope why give them money? i would buy a paintball gun with 100k frozen paintballs and go "hunting" at work LOL

There were 3 winners that get 213.xx Million each that came forward today.

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Originally Posted by Mike41793

Nope why give them money? i would buy a paintball gun with 100k frozen paintballs and go "hunting" at work LOL

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And you'd end up in jail for "assault." Freezing the balls *probably* wouldn't make it into a deadly weapon in the jury's eyes, but it would definitely raise the pain level significantly, and the intent to do harm would be obvious.

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Originally Posted by RichsBallPythons

There were 3 winners that get 213.xx Million each that came forward today.

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You make it seem like they murdered someone lol
"Came forward today"
If i had won, i would have used it for toilet paper, and id mail it all to bush...

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Originally Posted by olstyn

And you'd end up in jail for "assault." Freezing the balls *probably* wouldn't make it into a deadly weapon in the jury's eyes, but it would definitely raise the pain level significantly, and the intent to do harm would be obvious.

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Oh well i was kidding but throwing bricks of money at them wouldnt be assault lol?
An if you dont freeze the balls they still hurt. And itd still be assault lol.

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Originally Posted by Mike41793

Oh well i was kidding but throwing bricks of money at them wouldnt be assault lol?
An if you dont freeze the balls they still hurt. And itd still be assault lol.

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Of course throwing bricks of money at someone could get you charged with assault, but it was an obviously facetious statement, whereas freezing paintballs and shooting people is more in the realm of something a malicious person might actually do...

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Originally Posted by olstyn

Of course throwing bricks of money at someone could get you charged with assault, but it was an obviously facetious statement, whereas freezing paintballs and shooting people is more in the realm of something a malicious person might actually do...

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Ohhhhh i see your point now lol. Well im a malicious person so that makes sense! :)