Best Chuck Norris Jokes Ever!

I don't know if my favorite Chuck Norris joke is appropriate but it involves Optimus Prime and is my favorite.

Chuck Norris was the toughest man on the planet....until he met Big Gunns.:D

Chuck Norris pushes the earth down when he does push ups....unless Big Gunns is on the other side pushing back.:P

Chuck Norris once shot down a plane by pointing his finger at it and yelling "bang". Big Gunns made it fly again simply by looking at it.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity, twice....Big Gunns did it backwards.

Chuck Norris can pee his name IN CEMENT! Big Gunns sweat will make that cement melt.:D

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Originally Posted by RetiredJedi

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.

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"Waits" for Big Gunns to allow him to sleep.

Chuck Norris broke both his legs in a car accident and still walk it off

Chuck Norris doesn't have a TV he has a mirror instead

Some people can kill two birds with one stone, Chuck Norris can kill 4 birds with half a stone, what's that? You don't think there is such a thing as half a stone? The birds didn't think so either.

Chuck Norris won the world series of poker with Pokemon cards.

Chuck Norris invented rap music when his heart started beating

The first time Chuck Norris and Arnold Schwartzenegger met Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him in the face and he hasn't spoke the same since.

Chuck Norris has heard the actual voice of Charlie Brown's teacher