All this breeding has created quite the problem... a conversation with myself...

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Originally Posted by DM1975

Let me say first off that I have been married for eight very happy years now. While I do not lie to my wife, I was sure most married men would understand what I was saying and take it as it was, and not seriously, but you can't force a sense of humor on people I guess.

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No harm no foul..

I always prefer to ask for forgiveness rather than permission. At least that way you get what you want.

Diamonds fix everything!

My problem is completely opposite. I dont build new racks because my wife will fill them up!

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Originally Posted by monk90222

Mike,
Straighten out your skirt and keep what you want to keep. If she gives you any lip, buy her a pair of shoes. That'll keep her occcupied for a while.

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Haha!

Daniel

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Originally Posted by monk90222

Mike,
Straighten out your skirt and keep what you want to keep. If she gives you any lip, buy her a pair of shoes. That'll keep her occcupied for a while.

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LMAO!!! the best advice yet!

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Originally Posted by monk90222

Mike,
Straighten out your skirt and keep what you want to keep. If she gives you any lip, buy her a pair of shoes. That'll keep her occcupied for a while.

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Haha...that's great.

To build off of this...

If she asks you, "why do you need so many snakes?"
Ask her, "why do you need all those shoes?"


Luckily, my wife has trouble distinguishing what a morph is. So she can never tell when I get a new snake unless she wants to go thru and count them all.

There have been a couple of instances we have had company over. I pull out a new snake she is not aware of to show off. My wife asks, "is that a new one?" I respond, "no...you don't remember this one? I have always had it." ;)

They eventually give up. :)

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Originally Posted by Jerhart

Haha...that's great.

To build off of this...

If she asks you, "why do you need so many snakes?"
Ask her, "why do you need all those shoes?"


Luckily, my wife has trouble distinguishing what a morph is. So she can never tell when I get a new snake unless she wants to go thru and count them all.

There have been a couple of instances we have had company over. I pull out a new snake she is not aware of to show off. My wife asks, "is that a new one?" I respond, "no...you don't remember this one? I have always had it." ;)

They eventually give up. :)

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Hahaha!~ Thats a great one!

Daniel