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One fat turd

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  • 01-20-2009, 04:58 PM
    mcd
    Re: One fat turd
    Funny poop story- a couple of weeks ago our BP was crawling around on the sofa. He kept on trying to escape down between the cushions, so we would pull him out and all was well.
    About half an hour later our daughter (4) was on the sofa, and stuck her hand in between the cushions, and started screaming "THERE'S SOMETHING ASGUSTING IN THERE!!!!!" Turns out Baldy (the BP) had taken a big, slimy dump in there, and she stuck her hand in it. Charming trick, Baldy.
  • 01-21-2009, 05:43 AM
    Lateralus_Love
    Re: One fat turd
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Mike Cavanaugh View Post
    This one is pretty hard to beat... she didn't poop for about 3 months... but ate every week. Notice the quater for size reference.

    http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...a/DSC00490.jpg

    LOL! You can see she is a little embarised with it all....

    OMG LOL!!!! I bet you had a GREAT time cleaning that up LAWL

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by mcd View Post
    Funny poop story- a couple of weeks ago our BP was crawling around on the sofa. He kept on trying to escape down between the cushions, so we would pull him out and all was well.
    About half an hour later our daughter (4) was on the sofa, and stuck her hand in between the cushions, and started screaming "THERE'S SOMETHING ASGUSTING IN THERE!!!!!" Turns out Baldy (the BP) had taken a big, slimy dump in there, and she stuck her hand in it. Charming trick, Baldy.

    That's wickedly gross lol! A friend of mine's mom was eating popcorn once on the couch, and she looked down and saw (what she thought was) a piece of popcorn, so she popped it in her mouth and about a second later she had this WTF look on her face. She apparently ate a urate HAH :rofl:
  • 01-31-2009, 01:44 AM
    Little B-Py
    Re: One fat turd
    I am in tears right now from laughing so hard. I have never seen either of my babies drop a deuce like that and if they do I can only imagine the clean up job. I know our savy dropped a deuce in his temp cage and I about threw up from the smell.
  • 01-31-2009, 01:52 AM
    llovelace
    Re: One fat turd
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Lateralus_Love View Post
    OMG LOL!!!! I bet you had a GREAT time cleaning that up LAWL



    That's wickedly gross lol! A friend of mine's mom was eating popcorn once on the couch, and she looked down and saw (what she thought was) a piece of popcorn, so she popped it in her mouth and about a second later she had this WTF look on her face. She apparently ate a urate HAH :rofl:


    EWWWWWWW!! I bet she probaly will remember that every time she eats popcorn from now on.
  • 01-31-2009, 11:54 AM
    Racquet
    Re: One fat turd
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Mike Cavanaugh View Post
    This one is pretty hard to beat... she didn't poop for about 3 months... but ate every week. Notice the quater for size reference.

    http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...a/DSC00490.jpg

    LOL! You can see she is a little embarised with it all....

    :O That's bigger than my corgi's feces! :O
  • 01-31-2009, 12:20 PM
    Beardedragon
    Re: One fat turd
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Mike Cavanaugh View Post
    This one is pretty hard to beat... she didn't poop for about 3 months... but ate every week. Notice the quater for size reference.

    http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...a/DSC00490.jpg

    LOL! You can see she is a little embarised with it all....

    Thats tiny mike

    http://i454.photobucket.com/albums/q...s/IMGP8310.jpg
  • 01-31-2009, 02:36 PM
    FlowRock
    Re: One fat turd
    Cool sheeding and pooping in one session... But be careful this ball seems to be a tagger, keeping pens in his tub... :D
    I got twenty-five cans in my knapsack, crossin out the wick-wack
    Puttin up my name with a fat cap...
    So when I'm on tour I represent the hardcore
    I'm taggin up your blackbook sure, I'm out for the fame
    I'm writin my name, in graffiti on the wall...:rolleye2:
  • 01-31-2009, 03:40 PM
    DotFuzz
    Re: One fat turd
    What have i walked into.... i thought i was going to come in here and there was going to be ONE picture of a tured 3 inches max. Little did i know, i was walking into people taking pictures of these monsterists, dinosaur like pieces of poop ...Now this is my kinda thread!
  • 01-31-2009, 03:48 PM
    Oxylepy
    Re: One fat turd
    I've had shed + poop sessions. Also my snakes tend to poop and then go crawling around in it ~_~ it's always such a great cleanup.
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