Well I dunno. I was walking down the street the other day and there was the whole group of Burmese Pythons just hanging around the corner (they really do need to get jobs!) Anyways they hissed at me and took my purse!!!! :O
Well okay it really didn't happen to me. It was this guy at work. Well actually it was this guy's ex-wife. Or maybe it was her cousin or a girl that used to work with her cousin or....
Well I know it happened and ummm....
:rofl:
:rofl: :8:
Edit: Snakes suffocate their prey, so obviously it's slow and inhumane and WRONG.
Cough.
09-09-2008, 02:39 PM
Gooseman
Re: Snake Myths!
you're right... totally missed this thread. Maybe I should sick my evil pythons to squeeze the life out of this thread so mine shall live!!! ;)
ahh just kidding... or am I? lol
09-09-2008, 03:15 PM
blackcrystal22
Re: Snake Myths!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gooseman
you're right... totally missed this thread. Maybe I should sick my evil pythons to squeeze the life out of this thread so mine shall live!!! ;)
ahh just kidding... or am I? lol
WE SHOULD MERGE! And join evil mything forces! Muahahah.
09-13-2008, 07:46 PM
scotty99
Re: Snake Myths!
Yeah snakes are poisonious...and slimey, If you lick a ball python , like those toads,....you will..like... trip out man!! :weirdface
ps- Giant genetically altered boas and pythons will have sexual relations with your girlfriend, given the opportunity!! I get all my herp info from the movie "Boa v's Python":salute:......brill!!
09-17-2008, 02:45 PM
Gurgie
Re: Snake Myths!
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Originally Posted by sg1trogdor
-Ok this is the best of all. "Snakes are as addictive as crack" I say thats a myth cus everyone knows that snakes are way more addictive than crack lol. (not that I have done crack but then again I did stay at a holiday in express last night.)
tattoos also are as addictive crack.
09-17-2008, 02:47 PM
Gurgie
Re: Snake Myths!
my favorite myth is the slimey thing. I take my snakes around to my kids' school to show the kids what a snake really is like, and ALL of them say, and I quote, "they arent slimey at all!!"
I LOVE introducing kids to the wonderful word of snakes!
09-18-2008, 11:30 AM
megabrain
Re: Snake Myths!
Quote:
Originally Posted by frankykeno
Well I dunno. I was walking down the street the other day and there was the whole group of Burmese Pythons just hanging around the corner (they really do need to get jobs!) Anyways they hissed at me and took my purse!!!! :O
OK, that caused me to expell my beverage from my nose. The image of a gang of juvenile delinquent Burms hanging out just cracks me up. "Sssss....hey lady....spare any change? I haven't had a rabbit in, like, 2 weeks."
