Well I dunno. I was walking down the street the other day and there was the whole group of Burmese Pythons just hanging around the corner (they really do need to get jobs!) Anyways they hissed at me and took my purse!!!!

Well okay it really didn't happen to me. It was this guy at work. Well actually it was this guy's ex-wife. Or maybe it was her cousin or a girl that used to work with her cousin or....

Well I know it happened and ummm....