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  • 08-10-2008, 08:15 PM
    Bruce Whitehead
    Re: Out of the mouths of babes....
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by panthercz View Post
    It's like the old joke: "What's the difference between boogers and broccoli? Kids won't eat broccoli."

    You just need to roll the broccoli in boogers... see, always thinking here.

    Bruce
  • 08-10-2008, 08:30 PM
    wilomn
    Re: Out of the mouths of babes....
    School starts for my female offspring next week. Clothes shopping is necessary.

    However, being a teen there are other things that are also necessary.

    Industrial piercing being one of the necessary things.

    On the way home from being pierced, out of the blue, she says, "this is so much better than clothes, it's so cute. I love it, I'm so happy."

    Boogerminers grow up way too fast.
  • 08-10-2008, 08:42 PM
    Stewart_Reptiles
    Re: Out of the mouths of babes....
    Well having you as a mom, I can perfectly understand your son's strange behavior :8:
  • 08-10-2008, 10:43 PM
    Reediculous
    Re: Out of the mouths of babes....
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by wilomn View Post
    School starts for my female offspring next week. Clothes shopping is necessary.

    However, being a teen there are other things that are also necessary.

    Industrial piercing being one of the necessary things.

    On the way home from being pierced, out of the blue, she says, "this is so much better than clothes, it's so cute. I love it, I'm so happy."

    Boogerminers grow up way too fast.


    How Old Wes......i think you said 15 or 16 if i remember correctly

    Well since you said teenager ..... i'll say Bless you Sir.....Bless You!
  • 08-10-2008, 11:29 PM
    wilomn
    Re: Out of the mouths of babes....
    Almost 16.

    Pardon me, I have to go shudder for a while now.
  • 08-10-2008, 11:32 PM
    mooingtricycle
    Re: Out of the mouths of babes....
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by wilomn View Post
    Almost 16.

    Pardon me, I have to go shudder for a while now.

    How's handling the boyfriends? if you have any guns, do you clean them openly on your porch as he arrives? :D:rofl:
  • 08-10-2008, 11:42 PM
    tigerlily
    Re: Out of the mouths of babes....
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Deborah View Post
    Well having you as a mom, I can perfectly understand your son's strange behavior :8:

    Yup, genetically he is at a big disadvantage. You still haven't met my husband and he's WAY worse than I am. :yes:
  • 08-10-2008, 11:44 PM
    tigerlily
    Re: Out of the mouths of babes....
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by wilomn View Post
    School starts for my female offspring next week. Clothes shopping is necessary.

    However, being a teen there are other things that are also necessary.

    Industrial piercing being one of the necessary things.

    On the way home from being pierced, out of the blue, she says, "this is so much better than clothes, it's so cute. I love it, I'm so happy."

    Boogerminers grow up way too fast.

    '

    Stop... no more.... not listening. :no:

    My son asked me, on the way home school during his first week of kindergarden, and asked me when he could drive. Already he's in the third grade, and growing so much it scares me. I don't EVEN want to imagine what the future will hold. :oops:
  • 08-10-2008, 11:52 PM
    wilomn
    Re: Out of the mouths of babes....
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by mooingtricycle View Post
    How's handling the boyfriends? if you have any guns, do you clean them openly on your porch as he arrives? :D:rofl:

    She is ...... able to see people well. And being my daughter, she's seen me being me my whole life and she does a fair imitation.

    So far no open gun cleaning, just making aware that they would welcome so quick an end should things go awry with my little flower.
  • 08-11-2008, 12:28 AM
    Bruce Whitehead
    Re: Out of the mouths of babes....
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by wilomn View Post
    So far no open gun cleaning

    I have heard that Jo suggests large snake handling when suitors come around, with emphasis on the capacity of the snake to eat/kill said suitor...

    Bruce
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