Only tight leather pants for Brandi from now on! Do I hear a def leppard tribute coming on...?!?!
Yes, Mike. Please Pour Some Sugar on Me!
07-03-2013, 08:43 AM
Neal
Re: Funny Story
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Originally Posted by MootWorm
Ummm isn't gorilla glue the stuff where you have to clamp the two objects( or pieces of flesh, in your case lol) for like two hours?? How the heck did you swing that? Unless they've changed the formula since I've used it :)
No lie! About three weeks ago, I was gluing some crap at work with super glue and it wouldn't come out of the tube so I just squeezed harder. The glue shot out and landed on my leg, gluing my pants to my skin. I didn't really give a crap, I just continued what I was doing until....my skin started feeling hot. It seriously felt like someone was holding a branding iron to my leg! I got this nasty blister and everything! I'm going to have a scar.
So...how the crap did you apply loads of it to an open wound and not have this kind of suffering??
Now if the super glue would of gotten inside the wound then it would of burned, but I held the gash together tightly and glued it and sat there blowing on it for like 5 minutes, and the fumes from the glue burned my eyes.
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Originally Posted by 4theSNAKElady
omg....gorilla glue and super glue??? That sounds like something my husband would do.....he is a TOTAL redneck lol.....but hey, whatever works that's cheaper than the ER.
I'm from Louisiana, lol. Not that I'm a redneck but I like to solve problems on my own.
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Originally Posted by sho220
That's what I was thinking...Gorilla Glue used to take a while to set, and it would kind of foam up and kind of expand as it dried.
You're thinking of the different gorilla glue.
07-03-2013, 02:00 PM
MootWorm
Funny Story
Haha ok back when I used it, there was only the original formula (at least that I was aware of). I stopped using it because I don't have the patience to clamp things together lol. Instant gratification!!!
