You cut a hole in the ice and put peas around it. When he goes to take a pea, you kick him in the ice hole.
01-15-2013, 04:24 AM
interloc
Quote:
Originally Posted by BrandiR
How do you catch a Polar Bear?
You cut a hole in the ice and put peas around it. When he goes to take a pea, you kick him in the ice hole.
Careful. You may get an infraction!
01-15-2013, 04:25 AM
interloc
2 fish are swimming down the river. All of a sudden they bump into a wall. One fish looks at the other one and says: "DAM!"
01-15-2013, 04:32 AM
BrandiR
Re: A Joke
Quote:
Originally Posted by interloc
Careful. You may get an infraction!
My dad taught my daughter that joke when she was five. She's 12 now and his infraction still stands.
01-15-2013, 04:38 AM
interloc
Quote:
Originally Posted by BrandiR
My dad taught my daughter that joke when she was five. She's 12 now and his infraction still stands.
It was sort of a jab at your infraction thread.
01-15-2013, 04:41 AM
BrandiR
Re: A Joke
Quote:
Originally Posted by interloc
It was sort of a jab at your infraction thread.
Yeah, I got that. Thanks :)
01-15-2013, 07:46 AM
pigfat
Why do cops keep full size spares in the trunk?
Because if we thought we had a doughnut in the trunk, we'd NEVER get anything done.
01-15-2013, 11:06 AM
MasonC2K
What are the strongest days of the week?
Saturday and Sunday.
Why?
Because the rest are weekdays.
01-15-2013, 12:15 PM
GoFride
Re: A Joke
My friends tell me I'm too condescending.
That means I talk down to people.
01-15-2013, 02:28 PM
RetiredJedi
Lady: Do you drink?
Man: Yes
Lady: How much a day?
Man: 3 6 packs
Lady: How much per 6 pack
Man: about $10.00
Lady: And how long have you been drinking?
Man: 15 years
Lady: So, a 6 pack cost $10.00 and you have 3 packs a day which puts your spending each month at $900. In one year, it would be $10,800 correct?
Man: Correct
Lady: If in 1 year you spend $10,800 not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending at $162,000 correct?
Man: Correct
Lady: Do you know that if you hadn't drank, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?
